List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D

Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........

A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..

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G - Give your boss a call @ 1am and demand he give you access to the company safe so you can do the stuff "He isnt capable of doing",laugh in his ear,etc......

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J - Juggle the boss clothes around, in order to have his clothes back, the boss will give you a year vacation. This is call lose work in ABC style. LOL

K - Kneel on the boss's office carpet while you beg him not to fire you, but you want to confess that you were the one who put brooklax in his coffee!

P- Put your right hand in his wife's dress, and put your left in his daughter's(or mistress's) panty.

That's not funny, it's just sick and fkd up.
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