Granted... but your dog calls your and asshole every 30 sec's for the rest of your life.
i wish i had my own house
Granted... but your dog calls your and asshole every 30 sec's for the rest of your life.
i wish i had my own house
Granted but it comes with a mechanical dog and he calls your and ####### every 30 sec's for the rest of your life. :)
I wish I knew Google's Algorithm
Grantedbut then you woill get Alzimers and forget everything!
I wish I was the smartest person in the world (wait I am right?) :)
Granted -- but then you are abducted by aliens who want to know how a human got to be that smart.
I want to live long enough to be able to visit the first Martian city.
Granted - You're never returning to Earth.
I wish I had a mechanical dog that calls me an ####### every 30 sec's for the rest of my life. :)
Granted, but then the mechanichal dog will get really tired of saying the same thing and it starts saying other things. It gets really annoying and dies. :0
I wish I had a dog and a cat.
Granted, it's the reincarnation of my mechanical dog split into two forms (and you know what that means...)
I wish for a vacation.
Granted, you were ditched on an abandoned island with no food...
i wish i was never ruined
Granted but then your friend will get really sick and you will get ruined again, :(
I wish I could never get caught in anything
Granted, but you were just caught attempting to not get caught in anything :D
I wish i was a zombie
Granted -- but someone just put a knife into your head.
I wish I had all of Bill Gate's money.
Granted, all his stakes & holdings dropped severly and your now broke.
I wish i was fat.
Granted, but you accedentaly pumped your belly with air, but then you were like a grape and you rolled around and accendently rolled on a nail and you popped!
I wish I had an 8 pack
Granted, here is an 8 pack of beer :D
I wish i had a dollar for every dollar i didn't have
Granted, but then you will lose that dollar for every dollar you have so you don't have a dollar for every dollar you have. :o
I wish I had a really low voice
Granted, your throat got soar and now you sound like Justin Bieber.
I wish i had no wish :D
Granted, now you have no wish :o
I wish I could have 4000 reputation points and no one can bring them down. :)
Granted, Dani banned you...
I wish i was dead
Granted -- you are instantly teleported into the year 3,000 when you will be nothing more than a speck of dust.
I wish for joy this Christmas.
Granted, the earth exploded...
I wish i was chuck norris :D
Granted, but then you will go back in time and be yourself again. :o
I wish Nelson Mendella didn't die. :o
granted, he was assasinated.
i wish my dogs can talk
Granted -- you can't shut them up they talk so much!
All I want for Chiristmas is my front two teeth.
Granted, but then the Christmas tree will fall on your head and break your front to teeth!
I wish I was imortal.
Granted but after 200 years you'll wish you were mortal.
I wish I could only eat Kraft Dinner and not be ill-affected by it.
Granted, Kraft Dinner goes out of buisness and you starve to death!
I wish I was famous
granted -- but the pararazzi hound you to death.
I whsh I had a big cookie
Granted, you ate it, no more cookie. :(
I wish I was ant sized
Granted, "Ewwww, what did i just step on?" :D
I wish aliens destroyed the world :D
Granted: but you were the only one able to get off planet and is force to find a new home planet alone......
I wish i had a girlfriend
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