Ruin the above poster's wish. - Page 16

[Stuugie]

Granted but you have no time for that!

I wish I had a Rolex watch!

[HoverportMedia]

Good ones DeanMSands3 and Stuugie! XD

Granted but it broke as soon as u touched it.

I wish it wasnt the new years.

[<M/>]

Granted, it was the old years.

I wish i beat mayweather in a boxing match

[cproger]

Granted, but now it's the old years so he isn't born. :o

I wish I could get 10 reputation points :)

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted - but they are negative rep points.

I which I could see snow again.

[<M/>]

Granted, i sent you a postcard ;D

I wish i was a cat.

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted, a dog bit your head off.

I which I had a Ph.D.

[<M/>]

Granted, the dog that bit my head off from my previous wish ate your phd degree :D

I wish i finished sophmore year in high school already!

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted, you're now 80 years old and finished sophmore year in 1940.

I wish I never heard of this game.

[<M/>]

Granted, "Hey, AD! Did you hear about this new game..."

I wish i was as old as AD :D

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted, now all your bones creek, you're too fat, can't sleep at night, and have nightmares about wishing your life away.

[<M/>]

Granted, now all your bones creek, you're too fat, can't sleep at night, and have nightmares about wishing your life away.

Uh... i don't want to be that old anymore!

btw, what is your wish?

[Ancient Dragon]

Too late -- you can't take back a wish.

I wish I knew everything about everything.

[<M/>]

Granted, a man killed you and took out your brain hoping to achieve the same level of knowledge as you.

I wish i was 16 already!

[cproger]

Granted, remeber, now it's the old years so you can't turn 16! :o

I wish I was invisible!

[<M/>]

granted, "Hey look, a car!"

i wish i was a vegetable

[cproger]

Granted,"Yum, nice vegetable!"

I wish I was never interupted. :(

[<M/>]

Granted, "Hey man, why can't you speak?"

I wish i was the batman

[cproger]

Granted, no one watches batman anymore so you are lonley! :(

I wish I could spell everything correctly!

[avishek12345]

Granted. Everyone is dead. Very peaceful

[Stuugie]

@cproger, Granted but the rest of us spell incorrectly making your correct spelling, in fact, incorrect.

I wish I had 3 hands!

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted, but the 3d hand is completly useless.

I wish I was a car.

[LaxLoafer]

Granted, now bend over while we give you a good crank.

I wish Ford would bring back the Model T.

[HoverportMedia]

Granted. It's brought back in the form of a Hot Wheels Toy Car :)

I wish Matt Smith could always be the Doctor on Doctor Who.

[cproger]

Granted, he dies. :(

I wish no one would find out whatI do on my computer :o

[Stuugie]

Granted, your computer blows up and no one, not even you can see what you do on your computer!

I wish I the work-week was only 4 days long, 3 days long, no wait, 2 days long, 1 day long........I wish I got paid for being me.

[<M/>]

Granted, you were fired because being you was not the solution the company needed.

I wish my GPA was as high as gas prices

[Ancient Dragon]

Granted -- but the planet just ran out of gas so the gas prices are 0.

I wish I was a mountain climber

[<M/>]

Granted, "I hope you can climb down fast, there is an avalanche coming!"