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abelLazm 183 Postaholic · Answer 1 · 2011-04-25T15:24:49+00:00

Granted and every time you are selected --> :'( smiley

I wish I can have a dolphin

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 2 · 2011-04-26T04:19:44+00:00

Granted: You have a dolphin but unfortunately it likes human mean so when you dive in the pool to swim with it...

I wish I was the smartest person in the world

codeorder 197 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso · Answer 3 · 2011-04-27T06:56:09+00:00

Granted. Your head swells up bigger than your house while you are in it and it crushes you in the process.

I wish I was a bra.

Olivis 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 4 · 2011-04-28T11:20:14+00:00

Granted. But you tur- Wait I don't see any problems with that.. Carry on!

I wish i was a Ninja walrus.

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 5 · 2011-05-03T10:24:34+00:00

Granted. But without hands you cannot fend off the Killer Whale Assassin and you are eaten.

I wish I had no bugs in my code when I programmed.

- WolfShield

BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 6 · 2011-05-04T02:28:39+00:00

Granted. But your programs are limited to a single line and only display "Hello, world!". Forever. Mwahahaaa!

I wish I had a brand new laptop computer.

WASDted 184 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 7 · 2011-05-04T03:12:51+00:00

WASDted 184 Practically a Master Poster

12 Years Ago

Granted, but you can only have the one attached hereto bonus: click to enlarge ;)

Edited 12 Years Ago by WASDted because: n/a

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 8 · 2011-05-04T09:45:32+00:00

Hmmm,

I wish there was an amazing online forum where I could have my programming questions
answered and have fun with other geeks...oh, wait! Daniweb.com

Okay: I wish for the Linux Mint 30 OS!

BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 9 · 2011-05-05T01:11:17+00:00

Granted. Oops, not quite...you get the Franklin Mint OS...that will only output ads for stupid collectibles.

I wish DaniWeb's Google "Farmer/Panda" problems were fixed. (Ruin this one if you dare!)

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 10 · 2011-05-05T20:46:48+00:00

100 little bugs in the code,
100 little bugs,
Fix the bug, link in the fix,
101 little bugs in the code

Google fixes the DaniWeb "Farmer/Panda" problems, but introduces other bugs that completely
mess up the way DaniWeb looks (buttons in weird places, forums missing, etc.).

I wish for a $250,000 dollar a year job!

- WolfShield

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 11 · 2011-05-06T04:24:50+00:00

Granted: You have to work 24/7 and never get to spend the money because you are so busy

I wish there was 10 days in the week and 5 of them were weekends

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 12 · 2011-05-06T19:36:23+00:00

Granted: However, you have to work the weekends, and only get one day off a week.

I wish I could work from home, all of the time. (Good luck :))

- WolfShield

BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 13 · 2011-05-06T20:52:39+00:00

Granted. You are turned into a vacuum cleaner.

I wish I was completely out of debt. Car, house, credit cards, alimony...

pritaeas 2,194 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Moderator Featured Poster · Answer 14 · 2011-05-07T04:05:09+00:00

Granted. Everything is taken from you, and you are out on the streets.

I wish nothing changes.

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 15 · 2011-05-07T07:03:21+00:00

Granted, time stops. Because of that Bender was not invented, so you don't really exist.

I wish a Cuban Cigar

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 16 · 2011-05-07T09:11:47+00:00

Granted: You choke, and die from lung cancer.

I wish for indestructible sunglasses.

Thropian 3 Junior Poster in Training · Answer 17 · 2011-05-07T09:16:56+00:00

Granted: They are made of heavy metals and cause neck problems.

I wish I had more free time.

BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 18 · 2011-05-11T02:13:23+00:00

Granted. You are in prison. You have all the free time you could ever want.

I wish I was young and in excellent shape.

Thropian 3 Junior Poster in Training · Answer 19 · 2011-05-11T03:00:07+00:00

granted: you are a brand new box

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 20 · 2011-05-11T05:33:16+00:00

Granted: You die because of over-eating

I wish that I did not wish anything

abelLazm 183 Postaholic · Answer 21 · 2011-05-11T11:23:44+00:00

Granted : And after that you want to wish all the time but you cannot..

I wish everyday is a sunday

WolfShield 32 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 22 · 2011-05-11T22:30:29+00:00

Granted: Every day is 105 degrees out with no clouds.

I wish for a new sports car.

- WolfShield

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 23 · 2011-05-12T06:42:11+00:00

Granted, you get a new sports car and crash and die.

I wish to go to MIT

McLaren 3 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 24 · 2011-05-12T12:35:56+00:00

Granted, you go to MIT and get kicked out of it after the first exam session.

I wish a job where I could work 4 hours a day, so I would have much free time to do what I want.

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 25 · 2011-05-13T05:31:59+00:00

Granted, you have to cut grass from 1PM to 5 PM and you get $1 per day.

I wish to graduate from MIT

Thropian 3 Junior Poster in Training · Answer 26 · 2011-05-13T07:50:59+00:00

granted: you graduate with a "staring blankly" degree

I wish I didn't have alergies

abelLazm 183 Postaholic · Answer 27 · 2011-05-13T12:02:58+00:00

Granted: now you have scabies :D

I wish i can fly jet

BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster · Answer 28 · 2011-05-13T21:01:46+00:00

Granted. But the "jet" that powers your flight causes you to ruin a pair of perfectly good pants <eww>.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me. :)

sergent 52 Posting Pro · Answer 29 · 2011-05-14T03:00:04+00:00

Granted: Your life becomes perfect and you get bored and commit suicide.

I wish to graduate MIT computer engineering, with perfect grades, and get a nice job!

And stop ruining my wishes! :)

abelLazm 183 Postaholic · Answer 30 · 2011-05-14T10:53:18+00:00

Granted: You have every thing perfect regarding your graduation and job :D but..... imperfect wife and home and neighbors... you pick up a fight with every person you talk to and you start taking Antidepressants :D........ But you have ur perfect job and perfect graduation .....

I wish everyone's wish come true :)