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Granted and every time you are selected --> :'( smiley


I wish I can have a dolphin

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Granted: You have a dolphin but unfortunately it likes human mean so when you dive in the pool to swim with it...

I wish I was the smartest person in the world

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Granted. Your head swells up bigger than your house while you are in it and it crushes you in the process.

I wish I was a bra.

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Granted. But you tur- Wait I don't see any problems with that.. Carry on!


I wish i was a Ninja walrus.

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Granted. But without hands you cannot fend off the Killer Whale Assassin and you are eaten.

I wish I had no bugs in my code when I programmed.

- WolfShield

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Granted. But your programs are limited to a single line and only display "Hello, world!". Forever. Mwahahaaa!

I wish I had a brand new laptop computer.

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Granted, but you can only have the one attached hereto bonus: click to enlarge ;)

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Hmmm,

I wish there was an amazing online forum where I could have my programming questions
answered and have fun with other geeks...oh, wait! Daniweb.com

Okay: I wish for the Linux Mint 30 OS!

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Granted. Oops, not quite...you get the Franklin Mint OS...that will only output ads for stupid collectibles.

I wish DaniWeb's Google "Farmer/Panda" problems were fixed. (Ruin this one if you dare!)

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100 little bugs in the code,
100 little bugs,
Fix the bug, link in the fix,
101 little bugs in the code

Google fixes the DaniWeb "Farmer/Panda" problems, but introduces other bugs that completely
mess up the way DaniWeb looks (buttons in weird places, forums missing, etc.).

I wish for a $250,000 dollar a year job!

- WolfShield

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Granted: You have to work 24/7 and never get to spend the money because you are so busy

I wish there was 10 days in the week and 5 of them were weekends

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Granted: However, you have to work the weekends, and only get one day off a week.

I wish I could work from home, all of the time. (Good luck :))

- WolfShield

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Granted. You are turned into a vacuum cleaner.

I wish I was completely out of debt. Car, house, credit cards, alimony...

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Granted, time stops. Because of that Bender was not invented, so you don't really exist.

I wish a Cuban Cigar

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Granted: They are made of heavy metals and cause neck problems.

I wish I had more free time.

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Granted. You are in prison. You have all the free time you could ever want.

I wish I was young and in excellent shape.

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Granted : And after that you want to wish all the time but you cannot..


I wish everyday is a sunday

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Granted, you go to MIT and get kicked out of it after the first exam session.

I wish a job where I could work 4 hours a day, so I would have much free time to do what I want.

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Granted, you have to cut grass from 1PM to 5 PM and you get $1 per day.

I wish to graduate from MIT

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Granted. But the "jet" that powers your flight causes you to ruin a pair of perfectly good pants <eww>.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me. :)

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Granted: Your life becomes perfect and you get bored and commit suicide.

I wish to graduate MIT computer engineering, with perfect grades, and get a nice job!

And stop ruining my wishes! :)

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Granted: You have every thing perfect regarding your graduation and job :D but..... imperfect wife and home and neighbors... you pick up a fight with every person you talk to and you start taking Antidepressants :D........ But you have ur perfect job and perfect graduation .....


I wish everyone's wish come true :)

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