Wish granted. You are granted 3 More wishes, the 3 wishes of Sir Thomas More, of which none were successful.
Sir Thomas More's first wish was that King Henry VIII not divorce Catherine of Aragon, but this wish was superseded by the King's wish to divorce her.
Sir Thomas More's second wish was that King Henry VIII would get his act together and subject himself to the formidable authority and power of the Catholic Church. This wish was superseded by the King's wish to give the pope some what-for, and to kick out the Church's authority and influence using devastating methods of economics and brutality.
Sir Thomas More's third wish was that King Henry VIII would break from his tradition of beheading people who got in his way, hoping not to be punished for opposing the wishes of the King. This wish was superseded by the King's wish and Sir Thomas More was beheaded.
I wish we could grow crops of Persimmon here in the UK.
Granted, but the in the horror caused by realizing your previous wish to be an old fart, you have just wished to be an older one who while playing an online game had his computer hacked, his identity stolen, all his financial assets stolen so the power company has turned off the electricty due to lack of payment thereby preventing you from playing the game. (that's one of the worst sentences I have ever typed. I'm proud of it!! :)))