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    Salem 5,138   6 Years Ago

    > You know you are a geek when .... You post "You know you are a geek when ...." threads :) And also reply to "You know you are a geek when ...." threads ;) Read More

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    ... you wear black rimmed glasses that have been taped with white hospital tape, and your shirt has a pocket protector with about twenty pens sticking out of it. The perfect stereotype! :) Read More

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    ... you shout 'F1' instead of 'help' Read More

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    ...you are still in mourning over the cancellation of "Firefly". Read More

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> You know you are a geek when ....
You post "You know you are a geek when ...." threads :)
And also reply to "You know you are a geek when ...." threads ;)

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... you wear black rimmed glasses that have been taped with white hospital tape, and your shirt has a pocket protector with about twenty pens sticking out of it.

The perfect stereotype! :)

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you say jokes about technology like;

'that router is so old, its ip address is 1'

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Hey, thats not that geeky! I make this kinds of jokes all the time!
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when you always have a thick book with you, braces on your teeth, zits all over your face, a big round weird eyeglasses, and most especially, when you use long termed words like saying "Mono Sodium Glutamate" instead of MSG or Sodium Chloride instead of salt.

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You're no geek, you're just some driveby shrub with spam links
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..when you start to write an algorithm for it if people are asking where you are going for holidays mumbling: hhmhh.. NP-hard....

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...when you start writing verses like "Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you"!

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lol
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:)) When your neighbors don't see you for some weeks and then they ask you if you we're gone in a holiday.

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20x + 6, oh I though I was geek but maybe I am only typograph.

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when we call shut down your cellphone instead of switch off.(this happens with me lot of time).

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... you laugh with things like "Chuck Norris can dereference a void pointer." or "In Soviet Russia, functions call you."

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:( I do it all the time
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... you laugh with things like "Chuck Norris can dereference a void pointer." or "In Soviet Russia, functions call you."

OK, you really are a geek :)

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> Somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140
Surely you mean it is 127.0.0.1

The asker better share same computer if those is your answer.


Maybe: .. if you see 127.0.0.1 and you pronounce it localhost.

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