I thought that I would see a recipe or two in this thread , color me dissapointed.
This thread is worthless without pictures..
Can't you just use a cutting torch or plasma cutter ??? to trim toenails.. ???
My girlfriend spends a lot of time working on her toenails.. files them , paints them , puts those little foam things between her toes and walks around like a penquin... I have never seen anything scary when she wears flip-flops , so I guess she is doing something right..