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Because you've had one too many.

If two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, how will adding ternary operators to my C code affect its readability?

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Proportionally to your ability to get your variable names right?

If Python is like poem and C is like processor manual, how is your loved one?

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Because trees.

If Pinocchio said 'my nose will now grow' what will happen?

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Because the ratio between your longest and shortest hair is exactly 1.61803399.

Why does the flora from a Mountain produce fluorescent green carbonated water droplets in the morning?

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Because they would look stupid with four tails and one foot.
How come that customer is right when he does not never know what he actually wants?

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Because I am moderator in best forum.
What will be topic of most efficient code in the Code Snippet competition?

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The proper multiplication of 6 times 9 and how it relates to 42.

If Ann leaves her house in Schaumburg at 7:05 AM and drives to the O'Hare International Airport in Chicago, and immediately takes the first flight to Denver, how many passengers on board will know Douglas Adams references?

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None!!!!!!!!!! because the crowd will shunt out the devil at first instance!!!!!!!!!:)
who is more handsome than me????????

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Hey, don't take picture of me, my hair is uncombed!
By which function does number of unanswered questions grow as function of answered questions?

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The logarithm of x in relation to 42 where x is the asking person's phone number.
If I invite 7 people to dinner at a fancy bistro, 9 actually come, and I show up 30 minutes late, should I order the chicken fetuccini alfredo?

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Because they will fall in love with themselves if this happens.
Why is day and night called so and not vice versa?

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Last day, I had the weirdest daymare. I dreamed there was a clown and a giant rabbit and they were going to eat me alive and I only had an accordion to -

Why are you laughing?

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