In this game you need to give wierd reasons to ban who's on top.
i will start:
I Ban you for looking at me!
In the south it feels like spring time, it's January, I like the cold, and your name is chilly. I ban you for reminding me that I haven't properly had my winter yet this year.
Taking bets on how many people will check to see if chilly is actually banned after reading this. ;D
I ban you for creating this thread.
I ban you for stealing Michael Jackson's name
I ban you for accusing me of stealing Michael Jackson's name!
I ban you for not closing your <MICHAEL> tag.
@deceptikon, how did i know you were going to post that?
I ban you (deceptikon) for having a pony avatar!
I ban you for scratching the post
I ban you for accussing me of scratching the post even though i scratched the post but am actually countering you despite me being guilty.
I ban you for having a cat's profile picture
I ban you for telling me i have a cat's profile picture (it is a fat kitten)!
I ban your for posting in this thread
I ban you for posting in this thread to tell me that I am posting this thread.
i ban you for being Posting Maven
I ban you for being a whiz in training.
i ban you having Straight A's in all 7 classes
I BAN YOU FOR DISCOURAGING AN HONOR'S STUDENT!
I ban you for posting 2,576 post till now i am posting this
I ban you for using numbers!
i ban you for joining the daniweb forom April 2012
No one joined here in april....
I ban you for wrong information.
it is shown below ur username
since Apr 2012
I ban for posting the 20th comment
I ban for spamming the website :P
i ban you being the light poster
i ban you for banning him.
i ban you for banning me
I ban you for banning me!
i ban you for having <M/> as your username
I ban you for lack of creativity.
i abn you for not lacking in creativity