Have you ever rode a motorcycle?

In video games, i have. In real life, no and i will never try it out.

Have you ever lost a kidney?

No

Have you ever rode a horse?

No, that was posted above though :P
Have you ever used a solar powered keyboard?

No.

Have you ever been on private jet?

No, because I don't believe in burning about 30 litres of fuel per minute for myself. (that's a poor-man's justification, of course)

Have you ever seen an octopus?

Yes, I have seen a few in a aquariams and my neighbor has one (and a bunch of other strange aquatic animals and big dog).

Have you ever been bit by a snake?

Yes, I bit him back and he died of human poisoning.

Have you ever been to the top of the Statue of Liberty?

I have absolutely no clue what that is. xD
Have you ever got a virus?

i know him , virus is my friend. :P
do you know about cold drink, name microsoft:P ?

Have you ever got a virus?

Yes for me and Yes for my computers

Have you ever been to a strip club?

Have you ever been to a strip club?

No.

Have you ever been to an opera?

Yes.

Have you ever been to a Monster Truck show?

no

have you ever seen Top Grear on TV (UK version)

No I haven't

Have you ever gone skydiving?

No, I want to though!

Have you ever won a prize?

Lots! Last year I went to (what we call) a social and I won one of the BIG prizes from the raffle. It was $2000 worth of tools, I was soooo happy!

Have you ever been mugged?

It was $2000 worth of tools, I was soooo happy!

congrats!

No

Have you ever made someone cry?

Unfortunately yes

Have you ever had to steal to eat?

No, that would be really bad though.

Have you ever shot a Nerf gun?

Yes.

Have you any idea what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?

African or European?

Have you ever been to Disney Land / World?

African or European?

What? I don't know the answer to that! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Have you ever been to Disney Land / World?

No and have no aspirations to do so.

Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

Umm, yes! I'm sorry though! waa. Umm yeah I've peed in a swimming pool.

Have you ever seen a comedy movie?

Yes, just look at my avi (from one of the best comedies ever)

have shoveled snow?

yes, lots of times

have you ever shoveled sunshine?

Sadly no! wait is that possible??????????????

Have you ever prayed to your god?

I've never shoveled sunshine.
I don't have a god so no.

Have you ever played Black Ops 2?

I don't have a god so no.

So your an athiest? Yeah I'm an athiest too.

Yeah, over my freinds house.

Have you ever played the violin?

no

have you ever tried Kung Fu????