Come up with an accronym for whatever word given by the poster above.

Example:
Q. Daniweb
A. DANIWEB stands for = Developers and Newbies intelligentally will elaborate bummers :)

First word is "Pit"

People Investigating Technology

VOICE

Venues obviously ignore claims exceptionally...

Bieber

Thanks <M/> for that!

Bugger individuals enduring bull$hit exempted rules

Tool

commented: good one +0

Tool - "Too old, out laddie!" - some old guy :)

Google

Google - Good old odd guy losing everything

Excel

Eli's xbox corrupted everyone's lives.

Stuugie :)

Stuffing Teletubbies Under Useless Guys Inducing Elephantiasis <<Sheesh>>

Difficult

:)

Difficult is for fat incompetent children ultimately learning trades.

That was hard....

Programming

Potential Relations of Gruesome Rituals and Materialistic Masochisms Inverting Narcissistic Gamers (wtf?)

Easy

Every American Stops You

Daniweb :)

District Attorney Naughtily Insinuated Wearing Elastic Bloomers

Android

Android - Aggressive New Development Reaching Ovations In Discoveries

Apple

Apple -- Arrogant Person Produced Legendary Effects

Microsoft

commented: Spot on +0

Microsoft- Mothers in california really offer ####ty opinons for traders.

Michael :)

Michael -- Most Intelligible Code Has About Eleven Lines

Internet

commented: Can confirm, source: My name. +0
commented: Yep, that's me :) +0

internet- I note that every ringer notifies every traveler... i don't that was really hard.

Zynga

Zionistic Yoyo's Never Gain Anything

hardcoded

Habitually Altruistic Relatives Distribute Care Of Domestic Emancipated Descendants

Incarcerate

Indian narcotic cop arrests racially competent erotic recluse after triple escape

woolworth

commented: Inspired +0
commented: that was actually pretty good +0

woolworth: Widespread object-oriented languages will often reproduce technician's heartburn

indigestion

Indigestion: i noticed dogs in Germany eat smelly things, I only noticed...

Wozniak

Wozniak: Which online zones need investigation? Adam knows.

giraffe

Great, i really anticipate failing farsi easily.

Chevron

Chevron - Childish henchmen eat veal revelling on nausea.

Steak

Steak - Smelly turkey eaten at Kentucky

Microsoft.

Already used that one...but...

Microsoft: Making Incredibly Complicated Resource Offerings Seem Our "Fun Time"

Ubuntu

Users build understandable notes to use.

Lamborghini

Lamborghini: Love and metal; belongs on roads...growling, hot, impatient 'n intense.

Volkswagen

commented: Somebody is really good at this +0
commented: nice +0
commented: Brilliant... +0

Volkswagen- Vwhat, ol lowvers keel sat wagen. Andz getz eh notes! (i went a little creative, and did it an accent, i think it is german :D)

Ferrari