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Yo momma so ugly, that when she died, the Devil wouldn't let her in because he didn't want to scare the demons.

I used to use that one when i was in middle school... unfortunately, no one uses those jokes in high school ;)

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Yo momma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, buzz lightyear came out and said, "To infinity and beyond!"

Or one of my favorites:

Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said no professionals.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computer's disk drive.

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Yo momma is so stupid, that when her dad said it was chilly outside, she brought a spoon outside.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

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Yo momma is so stupid that when she went to get a pregnancy test, she asked the doctor if that was her baby.

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Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

I said that one...

Yo mama is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, they asked what size she wants, and she said the one on the roof!

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Yo mama is so fat when she dived into the ocean, Spain tried to claim her.

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