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yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "what a treasure" and her dad said, "yeah, lets bury it".

Good one M :)

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Yo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

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Yo momma is so fat, her sweat is bacon grease.

Kind of wierd...

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!

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Yo momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him everyday so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everyone.

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Yo mama is so smelly that when she goes through an airport, the sniffer dogs have to go to therapy for post-traumatic stress disorder.

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Yo mama's house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does!

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends!

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Yo momma is so stupid that when she that a movie was rated R she thought it was a pirate movie.

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Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

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Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

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Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died!

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yo momma is so old, her first car was a velociraptor

Nice one <M>

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.

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