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Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white!

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Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet!

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Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house!

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just because she heard there was going to be some pi!

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Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

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yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please"

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I'm going to follow Ancient Dragon's lead on this one. (Never mind my Monty Python link from earlier.)

Yo mama carried you for nine months. Thank her for that.
Yo mama put up with your 25-hour sleep cycle. You owe her big.
Yo mama didn't strangle you when she had the chance. I guarantee it: you gave her reasons.

This Mother's Day, tell yo mama you love her.

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yo mama had take a photo ride on a donkey and she sent the photo to her family, but unfurtunately her family did'nt know yo mama, that which one is she? the donkey or the girl?

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