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yo mama is so fat that when she went for a studio photo shoot, they had to use a panoramic lens.

<M/> commented: lol +0
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yo momma is so ugly, she made an onion cry

commented: haha +0
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Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet!

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yo momma is so short she can surf on a popsicle stick

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Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her house to pay for the mortgage.

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Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house!

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Yo mama is so old, she babysat for Jesus.

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Yo mama is so gorgeous I went blind when I saw her.

commented: lol... +0
commented: Way to fight the tide, AD. +0
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yo mama is so fat, they named a hurricane after her fart.

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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just because she heard there was going to be some pi!

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its the best one so far

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Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

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yo momma is so fat that when a school bus went by she chased it screaming twinkie

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Yo momma is so smelly, skunks praise her.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made onions cry!

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Yo mamma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF (toes go in front)

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yo momma is so fat she has an event horizon.

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please"

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Yo mama's heart is so cold. They based Frozen on biography.

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I'm going to follow Ancient Dragon's lead on this one. (Never mind my Monty Python link from earlier.)

Yo mama carried you for nine months. Thank her for that.
Yo mama put up with your 25-hour sleep cycle. You owe her big.
Yo mama didn't strangle you when she had the chance. I guarantee it: you gave her reasons.

This Mother's Day, tell yo mama you love her.

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Yo mama's so old. She still uses msie.

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Yo momma is so ugly, even Heisenberg is certain of it.

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Yo mama is so ugly, One Direction went the other direction!

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Yo mamas are so stupid. That people start stealing Yo Mama Joke's from YouTube.

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yo mama had take a photo ride on a donkey and she sent the photo to her family, but unfurtunately her family did'nt know yo mama, that which one is she? the donkey or the girl?

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Yo mama so old, she became powder milk factory.

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yo mama named herself as Aeonix

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