Read the dilbert comics for those
What does the acrnym IBM stand for? A: It's Better Manually.
That joke is older than I am :)
so what!! its good to recall better older jokes !! then trying to make new fake ones!! ;)
"ASCII and ye shall receive."
"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime." - anonymous
"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses." -- Bjarne Stroustrup
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. (Edsger Dijkstra)
There are 10 type of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't