A cat has 9 lives -- what has more than 9 lives?
Frogs because they croak every night. (Duck Dynasty)
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At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?" Among the … Read More
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the father. His wife asks impatiently: " So, is it a boy or a girl"? The logician replies: "Yes." Read More
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.” Read More
A recent article in the West Australian reported that a woman, Mrs.Maynard, has sued Royal Perth Hospital, stating in her claim that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman stated: "Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct … Read More
Edited by Reverend Jim