We as a community of developers and deep thinkers should create a funtion that will decipher broken english. I understand this is a huge world and a global community of like minded individuals and IT professionals, but english is the majority written language in this comminuty. Having to read some of the post's which seem like cryptic broken english can be frustrating at times. I always do my best to help out when I can, but please help me to help you. I'm sure if I needed to post in another lanuage, I would find a way to make a clear thoughtout attempt to write understandable text.
As you can see from this post, It may not be 100% clear to everyone and could use some work, but you understand what I am trying to say. For example let me write an excerpt of cryptic broken english.
"need post help have php computer html pages show only writing, error web host not found. Database is programmed records not update."