myself up and

started running for

my life, and

pile of crap

, which was extremely

nice and warm.

Running outside, I

(oalee, you have an unhealthy fascination for excrement!):confused:

got out my

car keys, started

the car but

suddenly remembered something

about the computer

. So I got

a hammer and

beat the crap

out of my

car instead. Then

I killed myself.

Or so I

thought but I

(sorry for the double post, but you're not getting away with that! :lol: )

jumped off a

roof, only to

land in a

big dumb truck

full of huge

hard boulders and

sharp, yet small

nails, so I

put mustard on

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