Man hides in box;robs Kmart of $80,000

[The Dude]

Making like The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, a man hid inside a furniture box
at Kmart until closing time and, according to police, swept the jewelry department nearly clean of merchandise early yesterday.

But it wasn't a sentimental change of heart that foiled this heist. [more]

...Home News Tribune

[lol_hacker101]

Geez, was that guy desperate or what?

[jbennet]

lol :)

[twixie]

Makes you wonder how he was not discovered.

[lol_hacker101]

Well, they probably assumed he was a beggar or some dude who was hiding in a box. The simplicity of it, that's what makes it such a great plan.

[JJ___]

<insert witty reference to Metal Gear Solid here>

[BeastOverlordH6]

<insert popular finishing line to a Guiness commercial here>

[~s.o.s~]

<insert a new box here> ;)