lager = grolsch, stella, carlsberg - those sort of brands
its made differently to have a cleaner, crisper taste
Grolsch it brewed 10 km from my hometown so when I drink beer it's Grolsch. But out of a brown bottle instead of those ugly green things...
And icecold with 2 fingers (3 cm) of foam on it.
If we get an English beer here (warm and 'dead' as we call it) you get a refund.