Emotion is what matters.

matters to attend to is piling

piling on the pounds this christmas.

year is the same as 12 months

months is the plural of month.

month in and month out we are trying to make money

money pays for things

things will never change if it stays the same

again, come on, just once more!

less is not as great in degree

Degree without a re-appear ain't no fun.

fun activities that are enjoyable

coffee is a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans

beans make you fart

fart is a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus

anus is the area of specialization of a proctologist

proctologist is a doctor specializing in diseases of the rectum

rectum stores stuff for dispensing later

all is well that ends well

well well well...

well lets sink this shaft

shaft of the lift

grabs the cash and runs away