Think before you open your mouth

mouth is just a mouse with a lisp

lisp is almost an anagram of pills

pills is almost the band John Lydon formed after the Sex Pistols split

"Split!" shouted Johnny, as the police closed in.

"In times like these" Malcolm replied "I really miss Sid"

Sid Vicious was innocent was a song by minor threat

Threat level is red

Red is the colour of love and of hate.

Hate me, hate my dog - except I only have a cat and a tortoise.

Tortoise is a hilarious word.

Words are all that I have got to express my thoughts.

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Thoughts remain thoughts only.

Only by thinking about something can you achieve it. Rash actions lead to rash results.

results are awesome if they are positive :)

positive thoughts are good for you

You and me all are a part of this global pool.

pool playing is fun!!

Fun boy three snag it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it along with bananarama.

Bananarama is a brilliant name for a band.

Band Aid is a band, a charity, a brand and a sticking plaster.

Plaster on the walls starts to peel off after some time.

time goes by so fast...

fast times at ridgemont high!

High tides are not good for swimming.

swimming lessons would be good for me...

Me against the rest of the world is not a fair setting...

setting up a date tonight sounds like a pretty good idea.

Idea's are hard to come by at 03:30 in the morning.

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