Judge: Baliff, swear in the witness.
Judge: Sir, for the court records, please state your full name.
-2 minutes later-
Stenographer: Let the records show that Mr. 'Ooh-eh Ahkahak' has taken the stand. Let the records show that his Honor has charged Mr. Ahkahahk with contempt of court for the flinging of the stand chair across the room. Let the records show that Mr. Ahkahak has been charged with unpremeditated assault by the court baliff, who was hit by the chair. Let the records show that the court session has now been adjourned.
Wow :icon_eek: I hope they didn't get elected based on that as their platform...
That IS their only platform, though hidden behind a veneer of "animal rights" and trying to make people look guilty "we're so rich, we should do something for the poor animals".
PETA here (and similar groups) are pretty good at hiding their true agendas, get a lot of people to support their open agenda of anti-fur, anti-animal-abuse while the donations are really piped to hardline ecoterrorists.