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When you are drunk you fall asleep.
When you are asleep you commit no sins.
When you commit no sins you go to heaven.
So let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-- Irish Proverb (?)

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My father taught me always to do more than you gat paid for as an investment in your future.

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When you are drunk you fall asleep.
When you are asleep you commit no sins.
When you commit no sins you go to heaven.
So let's get drunk and go to heaven.
-- Irish Proverb (?)

nice one ;)

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My father never taught me to always brown nose the boss to get ahead.

If you never try, you will never know.

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I have many fears, none of which involve anything but my own potential. © Robert Creed

I believe many of us are afraid of what we can become. We are so used to people belittling us that we come accustomed to belittle ourselves. Don't be afraid of your gifts and talents.

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<Hickup> I'll drink to that :) Happy New Year

Are you celebrating early this year?

No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.

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Expecting life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.

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When I was young, I never needed anyone. And making love was just for fun, those days were gone....AALLL BY MYSEEELF lalalalalala....

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A friend in need is a friend, indeed.

So apparently that needy person who mugged you was at least friendly?

--The Comodore

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Love that's for fun isn't real love

Oops, must be doing something wrong! Real love is pain?

Gee, now I have to come up with something wise, well here it is:

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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