Thoughts following the Madoff verdict:
When the heat is really on, even an air conditioner can't help.

Lucky is the person whose love is returned.

If you feed me garbage,
I will sing a song of garbage.

What happens in the barn stays in the barn.

I suppose it might become a barning issue.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.

What happens in the barn stays in the barn.

Check back on that nine months later!

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If there is something worth doing, it's only worth doing after 11 am

Shame is the mother of apprenticeship

When you keep falling asleep in front of your computer's monitor, it does not necessarily mean that you'll fall asleep when you go to bed.

It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

If love is real, money doesn't become an issue.

Money without brains is always dangerous.

If it is worth doing, it is worth doing to excess.

Don't be worried that you don't understand anyone. They don't understand you either.

No star can shine with a broken heart.

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

...till the day we are reborn...

Mark Twain
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

When faith and coincidence collide together, it creates opportunity.....

Be wary with the things you dream about because their consequences can easily be your nightmares!

If this was a miracle of God, then what can Evil have up his sleeve?!

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!

For those other unfortunate individuals who don't recall Psalm 129 in its entirety, look it up--highly recommended reading!

The worst days of those who enjoy what they do are better than the best days of those who don't.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."

it takes a fool to ask 7 question in 7 second, it takes the smart ass to use 7 years to answer 7 question..