"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."
- Jack Handy
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act.
~ Barbara Hall
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
~ Ben Stein
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
~ Dick Werthimer
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x, y is play and z is keeping your mouth shut.
~ Albert Enstein
To follow, without halt, one aim. There's the secret of success.
~ Anna Pavlova
You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.
~ Juuso Heimonen.