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<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 1 · 2013-01-03T06:26:37+00:00

"Give us a call! We are on your side (collecting your cash while you suffer on the streets)"

vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague · Answer 2 · 2013-01-03T16:16:02+00:00

vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite

11 Years Ago

I am an honest politician.

Lucaci Andrew 140 Za s|n · Answer 3 · 2013-01-03T17:13:39+00:00

"Sir, do you know why we stopped you?"
"No."
"You, sir, were speeding."
"Impossible."

kemcar 0 Light Poster · Answer 4 · 2013-01-04T03:18:38+00:00

kemcar 0 Light Poster

11 Years Ago

I did not mean to hurt you.

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 5 · 2013-01-04T03:41:41+00:00

"It's not you.. it's me.."

"Don't take it personally, but I think you're a <insert insult> ."

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 6 · 2013-01-04T04:44:51+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

Woops, it was an accident

vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 7 · 2013-01-04T05:14:56+00:00

vmanes 1,165 Posting Virtuoso

11 Years Ago

It's for the children.

stultuske 1,116 Posting Maven Featured Poster · Answer 8 · 2013-01-04T07:28:46+00:00

stultuske 1,116 Posting Maven

11 Years Ago

"I AM NOT A CROOK!!!"

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 9 · 2013-01-04T08:39:03+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

I am not mean

mitrmkar 1,056 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 10 · 2013-01-04T11:13:23+00:00

mitrmkar 1,056 Posting Virtuoso

11 Years Ago

The Euro crisis is over.

Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 11 · 2013-01-04T15:28:23+00:00

Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso

11 Years Ago

The Fiscal Cliff is solved.

Or:

There is a Santa Claus after all.

Edited 11 Years Ago by Ene Uran

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 12 · 2013-01-04T18:27:03+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

The tooth fairy is real

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2013-01-04T19:23:42+00:00

Reverend Jim 4,780 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators.

11 Years Ago

The solution to the gun problem is more guns.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 14 · 2013-01-04T19:29:09+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

"Oh, it's going to be easy..."

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 15 · 2013-01-04T19:29:22+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

"Don't worry about it"

mitrmkar 1,056 Posting Virtuoso · Answer 16 · 2013-01-04T20:39:19+00:00

All registered members are well familiar with the Member Rules.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 17 · 2013-01-04T22:47:33+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

"We are family here"

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 18 · 2013-01-04T22:48:06+00:00

"Our Home is your home" ... 5 minutes later, "don't touch that!"

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training · Answer 19 · 2013-01-05T10:10:37+00:00

azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training

11 Years Ago

"I forgot"

stultuske 1,116 Posting Maven Featured Poster · Answer 20 · 2013-01-05T13:45:11+00:00

"but we can still stay friends"
and, of course, the classical combination of:
"yes", "no", and ".... maybe", should be clear to every married man :D

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 21 · 2013-01-05T15:26:14+00:00

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70

11 Years Ago

My dog ate my homework

Write this program for me because I can't.

score 0 · Answer 22 · 2013-01-05T19:42:46+00:00

Reverend Jim 4,780 Hi, I'm Jim, one of DaniWeb's moderators.

11 Years Ago

It's not you. It's me.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 23 · 2013-01-06T00:30:59+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

"I didn't do that"

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 24 · 2013-01-06T02:20:45+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

11 Years Ago

"It is two times more absorbant than the leading competition."

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 25 · 2013-01-06T04:38:00+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

"That test was easy"

diafol · Answer 26 · 2013-01-06T15:39:09+00:00

diafol

11 Years Ago

"It's all about job satisfaction"

score 0 · Answer 27 · 2013-01-06T19:33:51+00:00

Just about anything involving the phrase "mutual funds" when spoken by a financial advisor.

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 28 · 2013-01-06T20:18:27+00:00

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70

11 Years Ago

ban weapons will stop crime and murders.

diafol · Answer 29 · 2013-01-06T20:52:29+00:00

ban weapons will stop crime and murders.

Try reduce :)

score 0 · Answer 30 · 2013-01-06T21:51:05+00:00

Clearly, any mention of banning certain weapons brings the expected response from those taking a specific interpretion of the second amendment. I am assuming that these people would agree that allowing private citizens to possess and freely carry stinger missiles and grenade launchers would be outside the second amendment guidelines and clearly not in the public interest. Given that, where would they agree is a reasonable place to draw the line between the public's right to safety and the public's right to bear arms?