thats true

1019

lol

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion??!"

This was stolen i know but its still from lol.com

William Hemsworth commented: haha :) +3

Try this one

Now at 5pm news we bring you an important news broadcast. A two seater plane has recently landed in a ceme tary. Luxury pilot Jim and his son David, who was riding copilot, are okay. The police have uncovered the other 500 bodies and the numbers may rise as police and Jim continue to dig.

yes(isnt it like where you hit a ball with a flat bat?)

are you in college

Shane_Warne commented: lol +2

101-11=2

paramasivan commented: Great... +3

Cheesy but i found it on a great site called [URL]http://www.lol.com[/URL]
She was soo blonde she stared at the orange juice because it said concentrate

ndeniche commented: *sighs* blondes... +4