Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion??!"
This was stolen i know but its still from lol.com
Try this one
Now at 5pm news we bring you an important news broadcast. A two seater plane has recently landed in a ceme tary. Luxury pilot Jim and his son David, who was riding copilot, are okay. The police have uncovered the other 500 bodies and the numbers may rise as police and Jim continue to dig.
yes(isnt it like where you hit a ball with a flat bat?)
are you in college