no, but destruction testing is just that,
so many programs fail obviously/stupidly/quickly
one that doesn't, while the developer says they are still working on it
and yet accomplishes what is promised,
is rare and deserves applause

have been destruction testing, attempting to break it
simulated stupid elephant_stamp_and_star.gif
didn't break
won't allow stupid
testing on a dev server

been playing with the project, trying to break it,
and have come to a better determination than advertising is crappy, your product does work, all power to ya

the sharing contains just the right amount of enthusiam, it got me to look and try it

your project works excellently

party on dude

Why does the signature block of those asking these SE basic questions always include

Affordable Social Media and Search Engine Optimization SEO Services and Packages

when it is so obviously b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ , sorry, less than true

A short note about age
I have it

The modern definition of age
"I am so old I have to page down twice to find my birth year on date pickers"

I didn't adjust to 'tags' yet

the peter pan puns

Why is PeterPan flying
He neverlands
I love this joke, it never grows old
It has a nice hook
That doesn't make sense I'm lost boys
Beat Smee how you didn't get it

I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam idiots on eBay'.
That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet!...

I couldn't find that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots so I asked the kids if they had seen it.

Apparently she left me yesterday!!.

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks,

"Will I be acquitted?"

his source/editor appears functional, the W3 validator picks a unicode fault thats hard to find, 'cause its not really there.

A priest is sitting with his monseignur chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it,” the priest said.
“When did you use this awful language?” the monseignur asks.
Answered the priest: “Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive that looked like it was going to go 280 yards, but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only 100 yards from the tee.”
“Is that when you cursed?”
“No, monseignur,” says the priest. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.”
“Is that when you swore?” asks the monseignur.
“Well, no,” says the priest. “As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”
“Is that when you swore?” asks the amazed elder priest.
“No. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.”
“Did you swear then?” asked monseignur, becoming impatient.
“No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.”
The two priests were silent for a moment.
Then monseignur sighed and said, “You missed the &!#&%#%! putt, didn’t you?”

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.

<p>Enter the date: <input type="date" id="endBox" size='16'></p>
  1. go to google, read "Google 101: How google crawls the web"
  2. get Google webmaster tools account
  3. follow Google instructions
  4. ignore all other instructions
    google make the rules, google offer you correct personalised instructions for your web site
    why listen to us, when you can listen to them

google will paraphrase evelyn above "relavant keyword and content"

there are none
the algorithm is more closely guarded than gold
subscribe to google webmaster tool, and use instructions by google personalised to your site
google: because nobody else' opinions matter

what is the difference between a hippo and a zippo
one is very heavy
the other is a little lighter

many dbms arent optimal
example, a flat text database that has to be entirly read, and written, anytime a recordis added or edited
as Cereal wrote, the area of code around line 58,
but add the database schema (design) to see if the bottleneck is read/write time, the disk is always the slowest process

Well I guess can answer this now,
as pepsi has had a huge presence at the SB every year, and so has everyone else
that's a


even pepsi didn't follow pepsi's footsteps
20-20 hindsight :)

Error_Message.png The solution to every problem

try wrappingthe cyriliic in АБВГДЕЖЅ

w3c declaring language

diafol commented: Good info +15

a sticky 'alt' key ?

whatever the primary language, a site must be readable, sensible, and fluent, in English
The OS is in english
The scripting is in English
SE read English better than other languages
English is the language of international trade, aviation, manufacturing, transport, marine
There is always an English mirror of a Chinese site, seldom a Chinese mirror if an English site.
Most multi-language speakers, speak something and English
Even if another language decides to develop its own technology, in another language, that would have to interface with the existing tech, in use currently, which means English
The English version need not be human readable, but it makes indexing quicker

Damn that sounds condescending, it isnt meant to be

The only thing that matters is what google says about buying links

google delist you

the result is "removed from search responses"
It is a result; probably not the result you want
If you think that links back from a useless site that google knows only exists to fake links, are worth never being in google yahoo ask, or any other SE, after about 2 weeks, go for it

R.T.F.M. << read the friendly manual <<

Google have 80%+ of all search traffic: Google make the rules: Everone else follows along: Get a google webmaster account and follow the instructions
As written previously, buying links was something that

worked well for a while

worked: past tense; Fred assumed (Hi Fred) everyone would understand, that it doesnt work now

My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.
"Go!" she screamed.
"Please can we just talk about it first?"
"Go on, I'm listening."
I sat down and began, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."

At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one another.

Men wrote : 'I love sex.'

My wife says she thinks we should sleep in separate beds.
I've chosen Karen, at number 23

Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course.
Mac putted out and walked back to the cart.
As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his pants. He had just sat on a bee and got a nasty sting and desperately asked his partner to get the stinger out.
The scene of a man kneeling next to to his playing partner’s bare rear end, was too much for the group playing behind the twosome.
The group raced up to the two golfers and asked a single question: “What was the bet?”

the record number in the database IS a serial number,

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."