A short note about age I have it The modern definition of age "I am so old I have to page down twice to find my birth year on date pickers"

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that question is so ... **things we perhaps should not post in a reply** "You personify the zero end of every 0-10 scale" "We have never seen that point on the zero-bullshit scale before" "right down the bottom end of the forethought 0-10 scale "the first thing your potential customers see is you asking questions that prove you don't know shit" "that point on the zero-to-bullshit scale is not seen often, thanks for dragging it out for us to view" "get off your lazy @ss and make an attempt" "depart post haste and return thou not, til thou hast wit …

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This is my 4000 post,

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<grumpy> :( 2 years run an offline mirror of the site, ensuring MYSQLI and MYSQL act exactly the same in my situation, duplicating every transaction Checking and modifying the scripts, there are some dfferences: backed up the DB, uploaded the altered scripts, went live; the host crashed Currently running from the mirror in my basement, till the drive is replaced (Thank you DynDNS) but damn its slow It seems, there is always something you can't prepare for </grumpy> :)

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Couldn't log in. Couldn't request reset. Immediate thought, I have p-ed off majorly those I should not. Those who have met me in person will be able to affirm this, I am **expletive** 99% of the time. I have been banned from other sites before, permanently (sadly often), and assumed I had been again. At DaniWeb I have tried to keep the answers almost relevant and helpful. I emailed my thanks for being permitted here, and assumed I was a dead man Very suprised to receive a reply, any reply actually, that login was down and I had not done …

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Although saddened by the passing of more of the stars of my youth I wonder if, at the funeral, they played the parody : When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go I wanna be cremated Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe I wanna be cremated Just get me to the furnace, put me in the flame Never mind a casket, or headstone with my name I can't afford a funeral, or eulogy that's lame Oh no no no no noooo When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go I wanna be cremated Don't need a shov-el, or …

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Sometimes, the questions asked are so banal, mindless, or have been repeated so often that . . . (rant rant rant) for those times, a little humor let me google that for you [lmgtfy.com](http://www.lmgtfy.com) just google it [justgit.com](http://www.justgit.com) let you create a link with just the *right* amount of sarcasm for example [why I should stop asking the same question over and over](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+I+should+stop+asking+the+same+question+over+and+over) just fu\*\*ing google it is unfortunately blocked by the bad words filter,

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![305e35d7292fca3d0c7b4659bf20d6fb](/attachments/fetch/L2ltYWdlcy9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8xLzMwNWUzNWQ3MjkyZmNhM2QwYzdiNDY1OWJmMjBkNmZiLmpwZw%3D%3D/500 "305e35d7292fca3d0c7b4659bf20d6fb") I was thinking about dogs, getting one, a house isnt complete without at least one dog, and the above description of Labradors just broke me up

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A timely piece of advice from which I am sure we could all benefit. Finishing Things: I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of …

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javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 the codescrap entered in the address bar makes any web page locally editable, you can play with any element or content

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With apologies to the author (whomsoever they may be), the email that included this article did not attribute it, and did not preserve the original, the emailer is not the author, merely forwarded it to the one person in their region identified as [B]the[/B] Australian, this is a very small town. The poster is not the author. No copyright is known. No copyright is claimed. [B]Australia[/B] Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bottom half of the planet. It is recognisable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like …

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:-/ All you men watch out Women take time and money[INDENT]woman = time * money[/INDENT] time is money[INDENT] woman= money * money = money^2[/INDENT] money is the root of all evil [INDENT]woman = (evil^1/2)^2[/INDENT] [INDENT]=> woman = evil[/INDENT]

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It hasnt taken much to push me over the edge today first time posters who ask for the world without any effort at all have decided to push my buttons its not my bad temper of course [noparse]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=and+do+you+want+me+to+wipe+your+***+for+you+as+well[/noparse]

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here is something someone sent me that is indisputable logic. a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A:1 B:2 C:3 D:4 E:5 F:6 G:7 . . . . . . Z:26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% …

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Got directed to these [url=http://www.addedbytes.com/cheat-sheets/php-cheat-sheet/]cheat sheets [/url] php css scripting regular expressions 'et al' had to pass the link on

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everybody knows strtotime is buggy in and around february first day +1month at the 29 30 31 January typically puts you in march 1 not Feb 1 last day of the month is not always 28 feb, may be march I have a script for my own use, residential leases typically first day of next month till lastday of this month next year [code=php]function leaseyear() { $mth = date('m'); $year = date('Y'); $result = strtotime("{$year}-{$mth}-01"); $start = strtotime('-1 second', strtotime('+1 month +1 day', $result)); $end = strtotime ('-1 second', strtotime('+1 month + 1 year', $result)); return date('jS M Y', $start).' …

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The End.