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What bumper sticker would your COMPUTER wear?

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|My other computer is a CRAY|

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Bad or missing mouse driver.
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A much improved model is being shipped now!

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Hamsters Inside!

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definately this........

oops just realised as I posted this that I am in the wrong threa - thought this was car bumper stickers! (guess I should learn to read). Oh well its still funny anyway!

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