Question of the day

[ZZucker]

Here is your chance to ask a 'smart' question in an attempt to have one of those real smart DaniWeb Geek members answer it. If the question just makes you think or smile, that is good enough too! Please no computer questions. :)

Okay, to start out:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[vegaseat]

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

[majestic0110]

Sorry but someone had to say this one:

which came first, the chicken or the egg?
(again I am sorry lol)

[ZZucker]

Webster's New World Dictionary has the chicken before the egg. So there you got it!

My question:
"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"

[GrimJack]

Do you want answers?

[ZZucker]

Do you want answers?

Sure sweety, give us some smart answers or smart questions.

I am usually full of questions:
"Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?"

[jasimp]

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

[Ramy Mahrous]

well, did you join Army ?

[vmanes]

When will someone create an operating system called "Doors"?

And will it have back windows for malware to exploit?

[Ramy Mahrous]

When Microsoft went down and that's so hard :p choose another question :D

[ZZucker]

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

[ZZucker]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

[ZZucker]

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

[Ramy Mahrous]

Johnson & Johnson :)

[vmanes]

What good is just one scissor?

[majestic0110]

if there are 7 dog years to one human year, do dogs have 7 parties a (human) year??

[GrimJack]

Are you now or have you ever been?

[vegaseat]

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

[ZZucker]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?

[bumsfeld]

Why did Japanese kamikaze pilots wear helmets?