Witty IT Quotes

Greetings!

Anyone interested in posting witty IT quotes...I find the sarcasm really interesting....Thought anyone are willing to share it to the community.

Happy Quoting,

Loken

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The problem lies between keyboard and chair

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Not really an 'IT-quote' but:

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Hi,

just stumbled across a site while googling and thought you might be interested in checking out.

http://www.witty-quotes.com/computerquotes_2.html

Its a bunch of computer quoutes that are really witty...

Fun quoting,

Loken

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The problem lies between keyboard and chair

Yeah, it is known as the ID10T problem...

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The problem lies between keyboard and chair

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IBM -- It's Better Manually

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WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time

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WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time

You're lucky DMR isn't around that much anymore. He would be very disappointed in you ;)

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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IBM -- It's Better Manually

HAL -- one step ahead

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Effort in, garbage out!

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The problem lies between keyboard and chair

took me time to find out what this means...it actually refers to the user's incompetence...hehehe..funny one.. user's fault...that is..

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> The problem lies between keyboard and chair
PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

There's also
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

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Not really an 'IT-quote' but:

like that
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My signiture serves me whenever I have a computer related prob as well

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Windows supports real multitasking, it can boot and crash simultaneously.

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CPU: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact your administrator.

Administrator: You have insufficient rights to download software please contact the trouble call desk.

Trouble call desk: You have insufficient rights to place a trouble call please contact your local administrator.

Local administrator: Sorry but according to policy we don’t have sufficient rights to download software. Please contact management.

Management: You dont have sufficient rights to see management directly, please see your immediate supervisor.

Immediate supervisor: Sorry but I don’t have sufficient rights to recommend personnel to speak to management.

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