Because his underpants worth more than his pants, and doesn't want to wet it while fighting criminals ( probably facing General Zod ).

Which came first, chicken or egg ?

Adam and Eve.

Where is my IPhone?

In my pocket!

Do you want it back ?

No. It was an ordinary IPhone. GIVE ME AN IPHONE 5!!!!

Whatm am I watching on TV right now?

Apple

Why is apple happy about the new SAMSUNG refrigerator and not the SAMSUNG Galaxy?

The Samsung Galaxy punched Apple's mum in the face but the refriferator didn't...

Why do sad ??

Steve Job is dead...
Why samsung is more competitive?

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