world famous lies

"do you have a dollar i can borrow? i'll pay you tomorrow"

Nichito

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The check's in the mail.

Dave Sinkula

long time no c

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"Iraq's got WMDs"
"It'll only take a minute"
"Just one more drink"

and the greatest of all:
"of course that dress doesn't make you look fat"

Infarction

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"No, it's not you.. it's me"

(This one I got from Seinfeld :D)

joshSCH

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"i did it for us"

Nichito

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"it wasn't me"

tygerberg

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'I would never do that, would I?'

~s.o.s~

Failure as a human

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My dog ate my homework.

Salem

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cigarettes are not harmful .

Ancient Dragon

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"i can stop drinking/smoking/doping whenever i want to"

Nichito

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"It's Bush's fault".

jwenting

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"i promise it's all gonna be fine"

Nichito

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"I'm ok."

hbk619

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i dont know what you are talking about...

mayo_tech11

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"i swear it was right there!!"

Nichito

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OJ did it. (Jay Leno's big lie)

Hi! I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

Global warming is caused by man (on Earth and on Mars).

It's safer to ride bicycles on sidewalks.

Homosexuality is hereditary.

Higher taxes help the economy.

Government can create jobs.

Politicians know what they are doing.

MidiMagic

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"i'm innocent!!! i swear!!!"

Nichito

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"i promise... *crossing fingers*"

Nichito

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I'm not sure it's world famous, but there's this one.

"These aren't my pants!" (Commonly uttered by crooks who've just been caught with the evidence in their pockets.)

EnderX

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I'm not sure it's world famous, but there's this one. "These aren't my pants!" (Commonly uttered by crooks who've just been caught with the evidence in their pockets.)

LOL And do you know that from personal experience :)

Ancient Dragon

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