What did Bill Gates tell his wife on their wedding day?

You cannot become rich quickly unless you steal from others.

You cannot become rich quickly unless you steal from others.

What...the...hell?

Bill rapped to her and sang: "It's all about ma gee's & ma grillz and not you!"

Here honey, I hired you a gigolo, I'm too busy nicking other peoples ideas and marketing them as my own to care about you.

I've wired the phone through a special tariff number that gives me a royalty every-time you call the mother-in-law.

This is going to be a Quick and Dirty Onetime Service my darling.

No Kindell can't come to the reception dear.

Whatever you do, don't feed the Monkeyboy. Or look directly into his eyes

If you don't perform, you will be rebooted.

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