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Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

Ancient Dragon
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haha nice!

hbk619
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Good one ;)

Your cool ancient dragon

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Heh. You come by this gem with experience?

twomers
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Heh. You come by this gem with experience?

I may have snow on the roof but I'm not dead yet :)

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I may have snow on the roof but I'm not dead yet :)

Since you are still alive, you either don't have guts, balls or a wife.

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Since you are still alive, you either don't have guts, balls or a wife.

Not necessarily true. It is possible, after all, that Ancient Dragon has all three but also the wisdom to know whennot to allow the first two to have their moment.

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If your guts or balls don't have a moment, then you don't have them.

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You are trying to tell us that Ancient has a survival instict?

Lardmeister
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Oops, for a moment my network turned gray! An HP computer with a Vista OS takes guts!

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Hehehehe

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My sister told me, that if her husband tried either approach, he would get a stiff kick into the title of the approach.

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hahahaha... funny!!!!

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This article has been dead for over three months

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