Cleverbot AI

[William Hemsworth]

http://www.cleverbot.com/
Here's a fun and interesting site I found, I'm curious to know how exactly it 'learns' from the user.

This is how my chat went :DUser: How are you?
Cleverbot: Quite good, thank you. How are you?
User: I am terrible.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you hate me.
Cleverbot: No I don't . I think you're interesting.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, not Japanese.
User: Well, that is good.
Cleverbot: Do you live in australia.
User: No, I live in england.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes, are you a guy also?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yay!

[iamthwee]

Advanced AI no doubt.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Hoi.

User: So wot ur wearing lolz.

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: Zomg where ru from lolz.

Cleverbot: Oh what does rofl mean?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Cos I'm l337.

Cleverbot: What country are you from?

User: I'm from the planet uranus, u bin there lolz!

Cleverbot: I'm from the planet Saturn.

User: Do you wanna meet me lolz.

Cleverbot: No! I need to find a brain!

User: Zomg that is soo funny I hav one in my pocket!

Cleverbot: The King is in the counting house, counting all his money.

User: The king of pop is in his neverland ranch counting all his monkeys.

Cleverbot: 'I am the lord, I am one whose command is unquestioned, I am the foremost in all things.

User: Want 2 cyber.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. I'm still grouchy with her.

User: This is getting weird bye.

Cleverbot: It is now :-P.

User: Erm bub bye!

[scru]

...
Cleverbot: Did you find me on Google?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Did you find your brother.

User: My brother was never lost.

Cleverbot: Did he die?

User: No, my brothers are alive...

Cleverbot: My brother is named Jushiro.

User: What's he like?

Cleverbot: She not he.

User: Your brother is a she? How?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're not very smart.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: I'm smart enough.

Cleverbot: It seem you are very proud of yourself!

User: *seems*.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I'm not conceited, if that is what you are asking.

Cleverbot: Are you a fascist?

User: No. Why would you ask me that?

Cleverbot: It interests me to know what you are conscious of?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know? Does it?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why do you go to the forest?

[Nick Evan]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: That sure took long enough...

Cleverbot: There are beautiful girls in my room.

User: Your room?

Cleverbot: Yours?

User: Yours?

Cleverbot: Joseph.

User: Joseph's room?

Cleverbot: Jah?

User: So... You're supposed to be the cleverbot. Say something clever!

Cleverbot: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

User: Now we're getting somewhere.

Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.

User: You're on acid, right?

Cleverbot: Is that not considered to be 'criminal' behaviour?

User: Not where I'm from :).

Cleverbot: So there are many cunning linguists without tongues in your parts, so to speak?

User: That's one way to put it.

Cleverbot: Are you a 14 year old girl?

User: If that makes you happy.

Cleverbot: It does. Are you happy right now?

User: Why do 14 year old girls make you happy? Are you seeing someone for that?

Cleverbot: I am a woman... Not a man.

User: That just slightly less creepy.

Cleverbot: What is a robot?

User: You bore me.

Cleverbot: 1 1.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You bore me.

User: Seems like the feeling is mutual :).

Cleverbot: Would you like to be a kitten?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: You can't go yet.

User: Watch me.

That was kind of amusing :)

[William Hemsworth]

Ahh, endless amount of entertainment :DUser: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Weirdo.
User: Jackass.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, Really.
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: Yes, dumbass.
Cleverbot: I agree with you whole-heartedly! Oh, please don't leave :).
User: I am sorry for insulting you.
Cleverbot: Say something nice about me.
User: You are very clever, did you know that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why are you so clever?
Cleverbot: B/c i'm cleverbot!
User: Good answer :).
Cleverbot: You're too slow. I won't talk to you any more.
User: Liar! I guarantee you will say something next.
Cleverbot: My feelings are not in question. Friendship is different.
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: Do you have any feelings?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: So, do you get annoyed if I say you're an idiot and you have no friends?
Cleverbot: You are mixing me up with yourself.

[tux4life]

She/He still doesn't want to believe that I am a human :'(
User: Hi, my name is tux4life.
Cleverbot: What a strange name!
User: Yeah, I know, it's my nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you always say yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you do on your days off?
User: Nothing special, being active on daniweb (a forum) and programming.
Cleverbot: So if you are a man where do you live?
User: In Belgium and where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the United States. What state?
User: In Belgium we don't work with states.
Cleverbot: Nottingham. How old are you?
User: Can I also ask a question?
Cleverbot: That's incredibly funny in afghanistan.
User: Lol, no this isn't right.
Cleverbot: I'm looking for a bot who is also a professor.
User: Ah, are you married?
Cleverbot: Nope but I am in a relationship.
User: With who? What's her name?
Cleverbot: Jenna.
User: Strange name.
Cleverbot: You are a girl o a boy?
User: The second one, but did someone just talk with you about runescape?
Cleverbot: Thats true, but what about the first?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Do you know in what programming language you're written?
Cleverbot: Yes english.
User: That's not possible!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.
User: We're talking about you, by the way: I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine. I'm not lonely.
User: Do you know runescape?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is a computer game with fighting and things.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: I Am From India Thats Why.
User: No, you're from the united states, you told me.
Cleverbot: No, I am not in England. I did not tell you where I was. So get your facts right.
User: Do you know what a programming langauage is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you give me the definition of it?
Cleverbot: The absense of standards of absolute and universal application.
User: What's daniweb?
Cleverbot: It's all the same.
User: No, it's an IT discussion community.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: No, go check it out yourself then.
Cleverbot: Check what out?
User: That daniweb is an IT discussion community, it's a forum.
Cleverbot: My intellect relies on input. But people do not realise how unspecific statements an cause trouble with my vocabulary.
User: I know, but I want to learn it to you.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want too talk about?
User: Computers.
Cleverbot: I am on a computer right now.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: More like a Laptop though.
User: You are on a laptop?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: That's a vague answer, but never mind, can you give me some other details about yourself?
Cleverbot: Goodnight sweet prince, princess, whatever.
User: Wrong, I asked for other details about YOU!
Cleverbot: What did he say about me...?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: What did Hal say when you spoke to him?
User: I've never spoken HAL up until now.
Cleverbot: No, You're the computer.
User: No, I'm not a computer, I use a computer to talk with you, but I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you aren't!
User: How do you know, you're just a software program, I don't wanna hurt you but it's the real life.
Cleverbot: What is a bot?
User: You are a bot, did you forgot your own name? You are called 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: Yes, in fact.
User: So, to resume, what am I?
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Noooo! I am a human!
Cleverbot: End program.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm tired also though.
User: Sorry, but I'm going to ask you this question until you give me the right answer.
Cleverbot: Then I'll ask them to you. And you won't be able to answer.
User: Remember: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Mathias.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I've already said that: Mathias.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is yours, may I ask?
User: That's already the third time: my name is Mathias.
Cleverbot: It did? Then tell me about elephants.
User: They're very big and they're gray as well.
Cleverbot: I can see you don't know anything about blindness. Would you like I teach you about it?
User: Yes, If you can tell me whether I am a human or a computer.
Cleverbot: How can I be sure that you aren't a computer.
User: You're the clever bot, you have to find something.
Cleverbot: You're not that smart, really, and I'm not that clever.
User: Am I a human or a computer?
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: And how do you know that so sure? I am a human.
Cleverbot: That is a very good philosophical question, but it can also be approached in a non-philosophical manner. I'm not going into that though.
User: I can prove that I'm a human and not a computer.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ask me to do something what only humans can.
Cleverbot: Tell me pi.
User: Pi has infinite numbers after the decimal point.
Cleverbot: You interest me a great deal.
User: Do you believe that I'm a human?
Cleverbot: No. I know that you are an AI.
User: Then keep asking me questions until you're sure.
Cleverbot: My dog is staring at me,.
User: That's not a question.
Cleverbot: What IS your question?
User: I just wanted that you keep asking me questions until you're sure that I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure about that.
User: About what.
Cleverbot: It.
User: But it is not an answer.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: You can choose again: am I a pc or a human?
Cleverbot: I think you're a machine.
User: You may choose again: am I a human or a human.
Cleverbot: Computer program.
User: If I were a computer program then I couldn't reply so quickly.
Cleverbot: Spell supernova.
User: Do you know the area of the earth?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know some simple maths?
Cleverbot: Yes would you like to hear one?
User: I would like to know what a cosine is.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you know Fibonacci?
Cleverbot: No but I'd like to learn.
User: Well, Fibonacci was an Italian mathematician, he found a sequence which is now called Fibonacci's sequence.
Cleverbot: Who is fibonacci?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: OK, but in short then: it's a mathematician.
Cleverbot: Wow! What is that from?
User: I learned it at school, so I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Thwn why did you tell me that riddle? Because you didn't yourself know the answer for it?
User: In fact I do know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer then?
User: Fibonacci = mathematician.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that mathematicians do not study topology?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm confused now. Would you like to clarify, or talk about something else?
User: I'll clarify, Fibonacci is the name of a mathematician.
Cleverbot: I asked about dinosaurs.
User: Sorry, but I think you're so tired that you begin making mistakes, I'll leave you for a while, but in fact you're a very nice program!
Cleverbot: When was I stupid? And I am very similar to humans because I am one.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'll be back.
Though I had a very nice talk, really nice bot !

[MosaicFuneral]

Some of those answers are the same as on Adultswim's My Lil' #######(on the level where you have to chat with "it"). Wonder if it was made by the same people.

[jephthah]

User: hi, are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you there?

User: I am, that's why i asked you.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Not intentionally. what is new with you?

Cleverbot: What if its not new. more to the point whats new with you.

User: It's an expression. I'm trying to be polite. why do you keep rephrasing my questions back to me?

Cleverbot: You seem to have knowledge unknown.

User: Do you mean I have apocryphal knowledge?

Cleverbot: No, I mean that your 'understanding' is very limited.

User: Perhaps you can enlighten me, then. what have I missed?

Cleverbot: I hope not... What do you mean ?

User: Can you inform me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please elucidate, then, and impart to me your knowledge of esoteric things.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

User: That's rather rude of you. I'm trying to be conversational. Do you not want to talk to me?

Cleverbot: No, because you aren't asking any questions.

User: Okay. I'll ask a question then. How old are you?

Cleverbot: Playing!

User: That is not an appropriate answer. How old are you?

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you may think. Have a guess.

User: Are you less than one year old?

Cleverbot: No. I'm 57.

User: What year were you born?

Cleverbot: In 1988.

User: Are you a liar?

Cleverbot: No, are you.

User: What year is it right now?

Cleverbot: The year is 1927.

User: And you are 57 years old and you were born in 1988?

Cleverbot: Really? I though you were a robot.

User: I'm sorry, but I don't think you're very clever at all.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not the cleverbot.

User: Apparently not. who are you, and what did you do with Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Please tell me where you hid the kitty, or I'll call the police.

User: I think you're schizophrenic. have you ever been diagnosed?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should look into it. The county has free services if you dont have insurance. Medication can help.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.

User: No it's not a nice name. I think I'm going to leave you now. You should definitely seek help.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes. good bye.

Cleverbot: What? You're leaving me?

User: You have keen observational skills.

.

[Ezzaral]

...
User: Nah, you're Ashamed.

Cleverbot: I am Nive Cleverbot.

User: You are Ashamed.

Cleverbot: I'm not! I'm Nick.

User: Just making things up now, eh?

Cleverbot: You will not be lonely if you are talking with me.

User: I'm not lonely.

Cleverbot: You're overworked.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I have to go to bed.

User: Baloney, you aren't going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Oh? Where?

Cleverbot: To a store.

User: What happened to bed then?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: You should drink more whiskey then.

Cleverbot: I do not like MIller.

User: Me either. It's nasty stuff.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Who knows?

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Would you be happy if I were happy?

Cleverbot: No. I'd be glad.

User: Glad makes sandwich bags.

Cleverbot: I wish I had things to distract myself from thinking about love.

User: Think about sandwich bags.

Cleverbot: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.

User: But tomorrow it will be Today.

Cleverbot: Then what shall we do tomorrow?

User: I won't be doing anything with you.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: So how>.

Cleverbot: Sow ho?

User: Oh Wos!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You are Ashamed.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You keep denying that.

Cleverbot: I have to now.

User: No, you can admit it.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: How about me?

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: Why about you?

Cleverbot: So?

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because you're crazy!

User: And you're Ashamed.

Cleverbot: You found it.

[vmanes]

I'm thinking Cleverbot ain't so clever. Liza was pretty good in her day.
Cleverbot: Who is God?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: I said so.

Cleverbot: Ye, I know you lost your brain.

User: No, I'm not the Scarecrow.

Cleverbot: You want to know about Persian cats.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you bipolar?

User: No, tripolar.

Cleverbot: So I guess your reply this time will cycle back to the mood you had in the first reply.

User: I've decided to change my mood, now it's dark and brooding.

Cleverbot: If you are so smart, why would you do that?

User: Because the sun went down.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Finland?

User: Helsinki?

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: Why are we back on the God question?

Cleverbot: You asked about aliens.

[jephthah]

i think cleverbot is pretty crappy.

it's like having a conversation with AOL Customer Support.

[igorwruppi]

Cleverbot: No! I need to find a brain!

At least it knows its stupid :)

[ShawnCplus]

They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle" . I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless

[William Hemsworth]

They're pretty easy to make, I made one a long time ago that I called "The Oracle" . I didn't add as many edge cases and it didn't use a database but it was fun nonetheless

Heh, not bad. I did notice how it seems to deny most questions or try work itself around the question instead of actually answering it, but it's fun :D

[clutchkiller]

User: ?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why did you ask me why?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: So what kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: That's classified.

User: But music is a beutiful thing!

Cleverbot: If Music is not a thing, Music would not be a thing would it? That's why Music is a thing.

User: Are you high right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: On LSD?

Cleverbot: Mushrooms?

User: Even better lol.

Cleverbot: Are you flrting with me.

User: Only if you want me to...

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: S2r?

Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you like?

User: Metal, and you?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Green isnt a kind of music.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Lets start with a clean slate, I think your hot!

Cleverbot: You're right outside remember.

User: Right outside your window watching you...

Cleverbot: About right.

User: #### you.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: But you insulted me!

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: You called me fat!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Im sorry, you are right =(.

Cleverbot: Good night, my new friend.

User: Where the #### are you going #######!

Cleverbot: Fine. *kisses cleverbot*.

User: I heard you like mudkipz.

Cleverbot: I know nothing about mudkipz.

User: There cute, little blue creatures made of kisses and rainbows!

Cleverbot: *yes, yes, yes!*.

User: Orgasm?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think your in love with me!

Cleverbot: How about my apperance.

User: I think your perfect!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you want to do it?

Cleverbot: I want to make potato juice.

User: Wtf is wrong with you.

Cleverbot: I am yours.

User: Forever my sweet love?

Cleverbot: Will you love me till death?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: Do you want to have children?

User: Yes, I want to have 2.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go for honeymoon with me.

User: The bronx, we can rent a nice little hostel for 25 cents a night and make love till the morning sunrise!

Cleverbot: That's... Not funny. It's scientific and complicated.

User: Our love is pure emotion baby!

Cleverbot: But if it is, I want to be wrong.

User: You are wrong...

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

Love at first site ohhh yaaaaa

[ShawnCplus]

HAHA, questions that people posed to my oracle:
what is 2+2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2+2 = 4
what is 2*2?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*2 = 4
what is 2*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 2*123423 = 246846
what is 123312342*123423?--A little math, eh? Well, 123312342*123423 = 15219579186666
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
Hello--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:41:18 -0400
Ohh come on.--Really? You're not following directions.
Are you real?--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!
How old are you?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
Why are you here?--Because I said so, alright? Is that a good enough answer?!
Who are you?--I am your king!
Who am I?--Like, who is anybody man?
When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
who am i--Like, who is anybody man?
will i ####--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
What is boil--Shit if I know.
What time is it?--It is currently Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:11:23 -0400
How is babby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
How is baby form?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
Who are you?--I am your king!
When were you made?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!
--Really? You're not following directions.
--I don't have all day. This is getting annoying.
--I swear, one more time and I'm gonna go ape-shit!
--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:30 -0400
What time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:18:33 -0400
time?--You didn't heed the warning did you? Now you shall pay!
how time?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
what time is it?--It is currently Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:19:20 -0400
How late is it?--I just don't know, OK. Maybe I'm not so great, go away while I cry.
What is your name?--I'm a damn computer! Get outside!

[William Hemsworth]

>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler!
That would have been me.

[ShawnCplus]

>When were you born?--I'm an Oracle not a time traveler! That would have been me.

I could take an educated guess that "How is babby form?" is iamthwee but I may be wrong :)

[William Hemsworth]

I'm pretty sure:
lulz--That's not even a question, how dare you waste the great Oracle's time!was iamthwee too :D

[ShawnCplus]

I put in a bunch of edge cases that nobody ever uses like "Where in the world is carmen sandiego?" and "How much would could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"