Im Now A Master Poster!

[jbennet]

Im now a master poster, Yay!

[Chaky]

Me too. Doube yay.

[jbennet]

yay yay!
is there anything after master poster?

[Chaky]

New keyboard buyer.

[jbennet]

lol i want one how many posts?

[Chaky]

Lets see.... cigarette burn .... coffee spill... dust (double layer)... cracked cable... damn <> key not working every time... sme othr kys oo...I think it will be a 800 mark.

[jbennet]

lol that happpened to my pda i wore out the touchscreen from msn

[Chaky]

My buggy genius slim star keyboard wouldn't work in PS/2 port. Have to occupy one of the USBs. Otherwise it would "jamm" the key that was pressed too often in a shot period of time. (try playing doom 3 with that kind of bug). And it's design flaw. *curses*
In USB it works fine, but not every time. Sometimes it refuses to boot at all. Happened in the middle of the windows installation process when it prompted me for password. Had to hard-reset and do all over again. Stupid thing thought that installation failed.*curses*

[happygeek]

I get through a keyboard in less than 12 months as a rule, but then I hate to think how many words I write every year!

[Chaky]

I've learned how to take it apart and clean the it up. You wouldn't believe what and how much of it gets in there.

And the putting all the keys back...that's a story on it's own (usually spelled wrong, he, he).

[jbennet]

i spilt weetabix in my dads so i prized all the keys off with this tool thats a screwdriver but the end is like a claw hammer or crowbar and i took out the silicon sheet and washed it and all the keys in the bath while i just sponged the electronic bits clean

works fine now

[Xpenetrator]

My salutations and deference to thou, master! :cheesy:

[John A]

> is there anything after master poster?

After "Master Poster", I believe there's "Practically a Posting Shark" at 800, and of course "Posting Shark" at 900 posts...

[~s.o.s~]

Here I have 1.3 K posts and all they do with me is give me this:

Banned ;)

[jbennet]

im thinking about becoming a sponsor actually as theni get to choose my own title, dunno if i have the cash right now tho cos i have no job

[~s.o.s~]

Hehe dont worry, you will very soon get enough money to earn a custom title via sponsorship.

PS: Thanks to your rep my rep title changed to "glorious beacon of light".

[Xpenetrator]

You're sponsoring already a lot of time and time=money, JBennet :) I guess it will help Daniweb too if you help people, which could afford sponsoring in turn. What would your custom title be BTW? Forums groundskeeper? :cheesy:
@ ~s.o.s~: Computer geeks often fear bright light, so no wonder they banned you... :cheesy:

[jbennet]

You're sponsoring already a lot of time and time=money, JBennet :) I guess it will help Daniweb too if you help people, which could afford sponsoring in turn. What would your custom title be BTW? Forums groundskeeper? :cheesy:

That post made absolutely no sense
yeah well i will definately sponsor if i get a job ive applied to be shelf stacker at loads of places with no luck, even applied to mickey D's

ahhh!

[tgreer]

A master poster who still hasn't learned how to use the apostrophe key or capitalize "I"? What is the world coming to! Kids these days. Why, in my day we had to learn to TYPE to use a computer!

Congratulations. I have no idea what the next "level" is or how many posts it might require.

[Xpenetrator]

That post made absolutely no sense

Sorry. Let's say I don't speak your language so well, wanted to cheer you up a bit and didn't think too much about it. I know what it's like to be in that situation.