1 mid-sized bag cheetos
1 pack ramen (crunched up)
3 or so cups warm water
combine all in the cheetos bag, and walk around acting like a badass saying 'dude, i learned it in prison' and then eat with your favorite fork-shaped shiv.
(or you can make it in a pot, with a normal fork. but it's just not the same... oh, and DO NOT put the normal seasoning packet for the ramen in this. it makes it... icky...)