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If at first you don't succeed ... So much for skydiving.

How many successful jumps do you have to make to be considered a skydiver?

All of them.

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Our little time of suffering is not worthy of our first night's welcome home to Heaven.

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The world is filled to the brim with phonies, liars, backstabbers, and heads full of hypocrisy; every day is a constant attempt to bring others down in order to restore justice and satisfaction in our own hearts. And why is it that everything makes so much more sense without the sheltered town giving its naive and oblivious opinion to other people's problems? Well it's blasphemy, and its false, and it calls for a change. So be who you are, and be what you feel, because what you feel is real. Be able to look into the mirror every consecutive day of your life, and say to yourself, "oh, Karma is such a funny thing."

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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
~~~ Thomas Jefferson

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
~Sydney J. Harris

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Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will.

"Spigot" is a funny word.

I believe you have my stapler.

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
~Sydney J. Harris

Oh, I like that one!

Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.

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The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

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->Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


->How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


->Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Really nice!

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.

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