He who has learned how to obey will know how to command.

He who has learned to command, knows how to obey.

Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a permanent attitude.
Quoted by Dr. Martin Luther King

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
(Blaise Pascal)

Man can be happy with much less than he seems to think essential.

If at first you don't succeed ... So much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed ... So much for skydiving.

How many successful jumps do you have to make to be considered a skydiver?

All of them.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West

He is poor who does not feel content.
A Japanese proverb

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.

Our little time of suffering is not worthy of our first night's welcome home to Heaven.

Find purpose, the means shall follow.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like.

The world is filled to the brim with phonies, liars, backstabbers, and heads full of hypocrisy; every day is a constant attempt to bring others down in order to restore justice and satisfaction in our own hearts. And why is it that everything makes so much more sense without the sheltered town giving its naive and oblivious opinion to other people's problems? Well it's blasphemy, and its false, and it calls for a change. So be who you are, and be what you feel, because what you feel is real. Be able to look into the mirror every consecutive day of your life, and say to yourself, "oh, Karma is such a funny thing."

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
~~~ Thomas Jefferson

Through activity, man attains purity of consciousness.

Live life as if you are going to die tommorrow and learn as if you are going to live forever.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
~Sydney J. Harris

The less people speak of their greatness,
the more we think of it.

Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will.

"Spigot" is a funny word.

I believe you have my stapler.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
~Sydney J. Harris

Oh, I like that one!

Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.

Love can't be touched but can be felt.

One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.

Great quotes are like great medicine; they can cure us when we are down.

One is not born, but rather becomes, a man.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

->Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


->How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


->Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Really nice!

There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.