A government authorized label on each reindeer (Rangifer tarandus):
"Do not attempt to fly this animal"

On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping"

This is an actual label I'd rather not see.

Sometimes labels are put on because someone did that very thing (and may have sued).

<<Gawd, please -- I did not mean to start a "crazy lawsuits" thread, let it lie>>