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Orange Slices & Frozen Yogurt... yummmmmmmm..

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Russian roulette is not the same w/o a gun..

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I wanna try that speed here.. (is it only for S.Korea?..) well I have to wait for it

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Q: "What did Bill's wife say to him on their wedding night?"
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

ahihihiihih.. (lol) I like those lines..

Girls are trying to be perfect. You don't have to be perfect, do you know that? Men don't try to be perfect for us. We're lucky if they shower.. ahihihiihihihi..

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it's here on my closet.. ahihihihihihihih...

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doesn't matter.. there is a lot of ways to reg... log on this site..

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love it..

chatting?..

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let.. at.. tea...

stuck...

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kids id sin

little?..

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like it..

ip spoofing?..

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maybe it is not an advertisement.. he's just proud of Jp's Internet quality..

(Internet has the potential to help the economic crisis... it can increase productivity growth.. internet quality of Jp is not depending onthe economic I guess perhaps it could help the E-crisis of Jp.. )What lies ahead between internet & Economy??...

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expanding and changing systems introduce new risks...

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yes..

am I?..

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sorry I'm just mental retarded.. ahhihihihihihi....

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Let's crack that...

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tie; get; tire;

post

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Oh.. I'm goin' to break... sigh!

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stay where you feel happy...

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h TRIED IT.. ahihihih..

sitting on the moon?..

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To party!!! ahihihihihihi..

sounds ANNOYING RIGHT?...

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hep.. hep!!

verruckt24 commented: If you are not game for the game you can choose not to post +0
stephen84s commented: Trash again -1
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secret..

is the infraction is your valentine gift for me?.. ahihihihihihi...

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hep.. hep!!!

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noodle...

do you find listening to music interesting?

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HTI.. Ahihihihihihi...

goin' to beach?

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it's my laugh... ahihihiih...

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chicken guts are hard to read and invite flights of fancy or corruption.

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C'mon now we didn't ask for a real introduction ;)

oh c'mon.. I'm just tryin' to be cool....

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Um...please refrain from making personal remarks and naming names.

okay I'm sorry.. your highness...

I just hate impossiblezzzzzz

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Love it!!!

playing dota?..

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strong dominates .. weak shall perish...

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Mars.
My wife is from Venus.
Go figure...

ohs?.. you're a warrior? & your wife is beautiful?.. I don't think so..
I guess both of you are aliens..

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(what?!:twisted: ahihihihihihi...)

HTI

NEW WIFE?

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ahihihi.. is it okay to add picture on this thread?

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I wonder if this two girls really want what they're eatin'... ahihihihiihi....

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yeah...

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oh I'm sorry.. I got dizzy.. I posted on the wrong thread.. huhu:'(

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My last fav. word is... hit this link

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:* I hate this thread.. :*
ahihihii...:twisted:

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like it (when needed)

aliens?

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you better hit that old geek..

Ancient Dragon commented: smile when you call me an old geek. -7
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(ahuh..)

& ROCKS

Is their another living species outside earth? (Dhan-ya-vaadaa for the correct ans.)

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Party in the kingdom

In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ago, a party was being given. To this party the king had invited everyone in the kingdom to his castle. And everyone was having a grand time. The wine was flowing, the tables were overflowing with food, and the dancing was beautiful.

Suddenly, out of thin air a gnarled old man appeared out of thin air. His hands clutched in tight fists by his body, smoke streaming from his shoulders, he walked up to the king and said, "How dare you have a party and not invite your own court wizard! For this insult I curse this castle with the dreaded Curse of the Fingers. Anyone who attempts to leave here will be rendered limb from limb by huge disembodied fingers!"

The wizard waved his bony arms about and shouted in a guttural foreign language. "There!", he said and vanished.

All at once, the people of the kingdom looked to their king. What would he do? How could he save them. The king pursed his lips and looked about him. Finally, he turned to his knights and asked for a volunteer to ride to the next kingdom and plead with their wizard to remove the curse. Of course all of the knights wished to go. The king selected the knight with the greatest seniority and sent him on his way.

The knight gathered up all his weapons, put on his …

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oh this thread is so funny?... :'(

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Basket of Kittens

George W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"

She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.

"How nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"

The little girl says, "Republicans."

Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll, this time with Karl Rove. They see the little girl again with the same basket. Bush says, "Watch this, Karl; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.

Bush greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Democrats"

Abashed, Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."

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Is The Comuputer a Man or a Woman

language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was,and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest …

Will Gresham commented: Some good jokes, and you need green rep :) +1
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I'm not cool.. hell is hot as fire.. I'm just another new breed idiot from a corner of hell.. ahihihihiihihi.....

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anyone runs after time & tide...

do you live in U.K.? ahihihihihihiihihih.......

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Stop!!! ahihihihi....

stephen84s commented: Have you lost your brains ?? First that stupid PM now this !!! -1