Mayhave already been done - but too long a list to check....

1. What is another word for Thesaurus ?

classed catalogue of words

and
3. What did the guy who invented the drawing board go back to - when the first version was wrong

sand box? pot of clay?

Phil

GrimJack

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

When she told him he was average, was she just being mean?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?

Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Is a 'himbo' the male counterpart of a 'bimbo?'

Is it rue that vegetarians are simply lousy hunters?

When she told him he was average, was she just being mean?

Mean, no. Ironic, yes. :-)

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?

thats so true yet so weird

Is it true that an Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one?

Is it rue that vegetarians are simply lousy hunters?

The evolution of the vegetarian?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?

Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why is 'Microsoft Work' an oxymoron?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If air travel is so safe, why do you leave from a terminal?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

If a man makes three correct consecutive guesses, does that make him an expert?

commented: haha +3

Why do the US Republicans have an elephant and the US Democrats a donkey for their party symbol?

Here is your chance to ask a 'smart' question in an attempt to have one of those real smart DaniWeb Geek members answer it. If the question just makes you think or smile, that is good enough too! Please no computer questions. :)

Okay, to start out:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

the round boxes are too hard to fold.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

it doesnt try hard enough

Why is the fear of long words called hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

im still looking for Levity

What happens to Democracy, if we have to rely on blogs for information?

I always wanted to know this;

Where does space end, and if it does not end, where does it go?

You can't think of space having an end. Imagine people haden't discovered that the earth was round, and somebody decided to go for a VERY long walk.. and eventually finds himself back where he origanally set off, he would be very confused and unable to think of an answer to what had happened. Thats why if you set off to space in one direction, you could somehow find yourself back where you started, without an explanation.

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, fourteen.

You can't think of space having an end. Imagine people haden't discovered that the earth was round, and somebody decided to go for a VERY long walk.. and eventually finds himself back where he origanally set off, he would be very confused and unable to think of an answer to what had happened. Thats why if you set off to space in one direction, you could somehow find yourself back where you started, without an explanation.

Space, like time, has no beginning and no end. Might as well get used to it.

Where has all the time gone?

Does God have a beginning or an end?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place, so he could later quickly part with it?

Do you have blacks, too?
(A question to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso by George W. Bush Washington, DC 11/08/2001)

You can't think of space having an end. Imagine people haden't discovered that the earth was round, and somebody decided to go for a VERY long walk.. and eventually finds himself back where he origanally set off, he would be very confused and unable to think of an answer to what had happened. Thats why if you set off to space in one direction, you could somehow find yourself back where you started, without an explanation.

yes albert einsteins math says the universe is infinite, bounded, and parallel lines meet at two points. and it is expanding.
read the lyrics from "If You Could Hie to Kolob"