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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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Correct! You won the door price!
Q: "Why do cemeteries have fences around them?"
A: "ni teg ot gniyd era elpoep esuaceb"
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Sorry but someone had to say this one:
which came first, the chicken or the egg?
(again I am sorry lol)
Webster's New World Dictionary has the chicken before the egg. So there you got it!
My question:
"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"
Do you want answers?<heh,heh>
Do you want answers?<heh,heh>
Sure sweety, give us some smart answers or smart questions.
I am usually full of questions:
"Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?"
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
well, did you join Army ?
When will someone create an operating system called "Doors"?
And will it have back windows for malware to exploit?
When Microsoft went down and that's so hard :p choose another question :D
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Johnson & Johnson :)
What good is just one scissor?
if there are 7 dog years to one human year, do dogs have 7 parties a (human) year??
Are you now or have you ever been?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?
Why did Japanese kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why does sour cream have an expire date?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?
Why is it when you change checkout lines, the one you just left starts to move?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?
Isn't that a buy/sell issue? (My thoughts are worth 2 cents but I'd only pay a penny for yours)
Why is it when you change checkout lines, the one you just left starts to move?
The checkout line you are in is always the slowest!
My question:
"Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does peep hole sound so much like people?
which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs, so eggs.
Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway system.
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Dinosaurs laid eggs, so eggs (came first) ...
If the mutation to a chicken happened while the non-chicken grew up, then it was the chicken that came first.
My real pressing question:
"If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
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