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You can't think of space having an end. Imagine people haden't discovered that the earth was round, and somebody decided to go for a VERY long walk.. and eventually finds himself back where he origanally set off, he would be very confused and unable to think of an answer to what had happened. Thats why if you set off to space in one direction, you could somehow find yourself back where you started, without an explanation.

1. If you could hie to Kolob In the twinkling of an eye,
And then continue onward With that same speed to fly,
Do you think that you could ever, Through all eternity,
Find out the generation Where Gods began to be?

2. Or see the grand beginning, Where space did not extend?
Or view the last creation, Where Gods and matter end?
Me thinks the Spirit whispers, “No man has found ‘pure space,’
Nor seen the outside curtains, Where nothing has a place.”

3. The works of God continue, And worlds and lives abound;
Improvement and progression Have one eternal round.
There is no end to matter; There is no end to space;
There is no end to spirit; There is no end to race.

4. There is no end to virtue; There is no end to might;
There is no end to wisdom; There is no end to light.
There is no end to union; There is no end to youth;
There is no end to priesthood; There is no end to truth.

5. There is no end to glory; There is no end to love;
There is no end to being; There is no death above.
There is no end to glory; There is no end to love;
There is no end to being; There is no death above.

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Why will no one use standards and then complain when there program gets exploited?

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Do you think "Cell Phone Throwing" and "Computer Throwing" should become Olympic sports?

I understand in the recent "Cell Phone Throwing" contest in Estonia one angry user threw his cell phone (aka handy) a total of 226 feet.

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Do you think "Cell Phone Throwing" and "Computer Throwing" should become Olympic sports?

Only if We Want Naomi Campbell to Win!

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Only if We Want Naomi Campbell to Win!

Now that is funny!

Was the failed balloon company a victim of inflation?

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Flotation devices in the event the dykes fail.

I like your sense of humour! I actually own a pair, got it from a tiny little town called Holland in Michigan. I have to check out if can walk on water with these things.

Oh, almost forgot my question:
Did W. really say this in Kalamazoo, MI?

We'll be a great country where the fabrics are made up of groups and loving centers.

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You are driving your car, should you pass?

You might want to be sure the front side is a match to what the backside presages.

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You might want to be sure the front side is a match to what the backside presages.

Correct! You won the door price!

Q: "Why do cemeteries have fences around them?"
A: "ni teg ot gniyd era elpoep esuaceb"

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The best question of the day so far!
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Q: "Why doesn't the sun shine at night when we need all the light?"
A: "Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime."

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Okay, to start out:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because a box is shaped square... is there a circle-shaped box? :-/

Edited by Reverend Jim: Fixed formatting

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Q: "Why is a math book so sad?"
A: "smelborp ynam os sah ti esuaceB"

Thanks Ezzaral for your SkyNet reference!

What is a redistributionist?
Could be a person that distributes autoparts that have alrady been distributed?

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