What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor!?
"where's my tractor!"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA it get's me every time!
A man and his friend were hunting in the woods. They weren't having any luck finding anything, so the friend suggested they split up. So the man bumbled through the thickest part of the forest and eventually came upon a sunny meadow. In the middle of the meadow was a … Read More
"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. … Read More
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny! Read More
Noah's ark had just gone aground, and as he threw open the gangplank, he spoke to the animals. "God has commanded...go forth and multiply!" Of course, the animals wasted no time at all in getting out of there, having been cooped up for 40 days and 40 nights. As Noah … Read More
[B]UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK[/B] [B]DRESS CODE[/B] It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress … Read More
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