Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own.

The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

Was thinking of the C++ primitive types,
Not that funny actually.

programming i described one word is (FUN)...

Step 1: Place left hand beside left ear.
Step 2: Place right hand beside right ear.
Step 3: Clap

Three programmers were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third sidestepped it, laughing.