A Nestle 100 Grand candy bar. Has 30% less fat than the leading chocolate brands (says so on the wrapper).
A Nestle 100 Grand candy bar. Has 30% less fat than the leading chocolate brands (says so on the wrapper).
@briansmall: Well thought out!
One subject that does not fit one liners. Darn, and I like those.
@twomers: Not quite sure if Salem cigarettes box pictures make a good avatar. Maybe for a chainsmoker
I must have been naughty, my Grandmother gave me argyle socks.
Dang! I only have Jarlsberg in the house - I'm going out for extra sharp goat cheddar tomorrow!
Let us know if it worked.
Someone gave me a piece of very scrumptous cake in my dream. Just as I took a bite, I woke up. Not the first time that happened.
Disappointments can be the spark to one's success.
Sharp cheddar cheese and crackers and a glass of milk. Getting ready for bed.
Some of the many underwear commercials aren't too bad. At list they stick to the subject.
Mild reference to sexyness seems to sell well, at least here.
You are right! When you are young it's an old-timer that pesters you, and when you are old it's a young-timer.
Superpneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
thought that was about as un-intimidating as a post could get... maybe I was wrong... or not
Sorry, I didn't mean you! Corrected my statement to:
The post about overly "smart-acting" people might be in reference to one of those cases.
Edward Aloysius Murphy was an American aerospace engineer who worked on safety-critical systems (1918 – 1990). "Whatever can go wrong, will!" was his first law.
People that function only through intimidation.
The post about overly "smart-acting" people might be in reference to one of those cases.
I guess some cheeses get sharper in taste with aging. Cheddar cheese for instance is sold here as mild, sharp or extra sharp. You might have to google for sharp cheese.
I found this:
Cheddar was first developed by cheese makers in the Cheddar Gorge in England. Later, colonists produced Cheddar in the New World. Cheddar still ranks as the most popular cheese in the world. Sharp Cheddar is aged at least one year before packing.
I read somewhere that eating a few slices of sharp cheese before you go to bed makes your dreams more vivid or colorful. I was hoping that you might eat some sharp goat cheese to give you the flying dreams.
In the US most TV programs are supported by advertisements commonly called ads. If you don't want to fork over hard earned money for paid TV, you simply learn to live with those ads. At times they are better then the program anyway.
Later in the Chistmas season, after most electronic gadgets had been sold out in stores, I noticed the huge amount of ads for stinky perfumes this year. Am I missing the news about an impending water shortage, when folks have to cover up body odors with these silly fragrances?
Now with the New Year resolutions soon in effect, the TV ads have switched to the usual exercise contraptions that might help you replace brain matter with muscle matter.
The ads I am looking for are the beer ads, heating up for the much hyped Super Bowl football game. Many of them are down right funny.
What do you think of TV ads? Do you have them in your country?
People that complain about the gift you gave them.
I have no idea what I'm eating later, but it smells yummy...
It sounds that you are downwind from the kitchen. How can you concentrate on the computer?
That dry chicken (turkey) should be ready any minute now.
CAN YOU READ THIS??
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Cna yuo raed tihs?
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Sure you can read it, but it slows you down and possible gives you a headache. You might get arrested by secret government police, who undoubtedly think you are using encrypted spy code.
Organic blueberry scones and caffee latte.
I float and fly a lot .. feels so good and so real! .. :$
I envy you for those dreams. I don't have them very often. Do you have an unusual diet?
I like my avatar. Is that count?
Go ahead, I think it is a nice avatar you have.
Here is another avatar that is creative, not sure who used it.
Litterasy Ain't Everthing ~~ Arkansas Wizdom
Wow Ene, sounds like you are really into food. Do you like to cook?
I bought some sizzlers (beef rib steak) for after the holidays. Simple thing to cook, so you have time to return your gifts.
I like AD's avatar, just my taste!
Watched the DVD with friends. Cooked the cod fish with lemon peels and some lemon juice, it and the movie went over very well. We ate it with potato wedges as a side dish.
Will be stopping by at my GF's parents for dinner, have to behave and keep my mouth shut, they are so darn conservative. I will most likely have a conservative meal, something like roast beef, carrots, and boiled or mashed potatoes
Don't you just deplore people that write ultra long posts?
A stale piece of pecan pie and a cup of fresh Costa Rican coffee.
Violence committed in the name of a religion. I have pretty well had it with this islamic crap.
No more New Year's resolutions.
scru,
the military used to add salpeter (sodium nitrate) to the food of soldiers to prevent wet dreams.
Give a man a fish, and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day, and his wife will finally get things done in the house without him sitting in the way all the time.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
From Websters:
geek
n.
dial. geck, fool
Du gek, madman, fool
orig. echoic of unintelligible cries1 a performer of grotesque or depraved acts in a carnival, etc., such as biting off the head of a live chicken
2 [Slang] any person considered to be different from others in a negative or bizarre way, as a teenager seen as being socially awkward, tall and gangling, or stupid.
It that sense, no, LAN parties are not geeky!
Then you are posting in the wrong forum. Start posting here and get your count to 200 before the end of the day...
"Annoying Things People Do" might just be the right forum.
Illustrative of: "Don't you just unlike posters that post only to get their post count up."
Finger food.
I rented a DVD called "Cruel Intentions" with Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Gellar and Ryan Phillippe. Wonder if fish goes well with this rather spicy movie.
Even a blind man will find a cat every now and then.
Shouldn't that be:
"Even an ugly man will find a cat every now and then."
Looks like there are some benefits for being Santa.
In some of my dreams I am dating some good looking fellow that forgot to take his viagra.
In your next dream, carry a viagra with you in your purse and see what happens.
My boss (typical male) hits the q key six times and counts it out loud. That might be just stupid enough to be good.
Let's hope he never gets to this forum.
Hmm, your boss and mine must be related.
Strange dream last night. One of my professors, a rather rotund man, called all the students into his office to show us his exercise routine. He would lift one leg straight up in front of him and then jump up, so he would seem to float about a foot above the ground. He asked us all to copy his efforts.
I woke up will all my covers on the floor next to the bed.
Without the lower class, humanity falls into chaos.
I rented "The Bachelor" DVD staring Chris O'Donnell and Renee Zellweger (my favorite). Will be watching it at my GF's place. She has a large screen TV, and undoubtedly we will have some great popcorn to go along with it.
Toast and melted snowflakes.
I like to melt chocolate and put it on slices of apple.
You can find those things in fancy restaurants that have a chocolate fountain going. Makes my mouth water. I like to substitute apple slices with strawberries.
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Democrats have destroyed the economy with their health care program to the point where the only jobs are illegal underground ones. You can't work unless you hide from government.
That sounds like a nightmare. Looks like the only jobs left would then be with the government healthcare office. To pay for the jobs we would borrow money from the Chinese.
Thanks heavens, I have never dreamed about the economy or politics. However, I have had dreams about overflowing toilets.
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It was pretty childish.
I understand that he was only 13, some kind of child prodigy taking college classes.
The first function can be cleaned up to:
def numWords(aString):
return len(aString.split())
# test it
print numWords("Merry Christmas to everyone") # 4
You can do more cleanup here:
choice = raw_input("Would you like to save the file?(y/n): ")
if choice in ['y', 'ye', 'yes']:
print 'yes' # test
# or even better
if 'y' in choice.lower():
print 'yes' # test
Your line 'def save' is of course an incomplete function statement.
Our dog at home pretty commonly eats those logs out of the cat's litter box. That could be the subject of another thought enlightening thread.
Wonderul dream! You must have discovered some humour as your dream went through the shelves in your brain dusting and ordering the mess.
In one of my dreams I got so angry with an adversary that I took a bite out of his face and it tasted like an apple. That made me wake up in horrour, even though I like apples.